Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
I can not wait til its dead quiet here. It was a horrible tourist season. They went up 15.6% in "dumb". A record jump where the average increase barely reaches 5%. As usual though there was, as predicted, a 47% increase in "aSshole".
Come next week, I'll be able to travel without being stuck in hours on traffic (this past Saturday on the Parkway, 13 miles = 58 minutes). I'll be able to go to the beach that is .75 miles away and maybe even go to a bar and have a drink or 10 without the urge to stab someone.
There's got to be a joke in there somewhere, I'm just too lazy at the moment to find it.
I'm sure it has something to do with you being so dumb that you don't realize that 100% of tourists have an as
shole.