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Today is boringFollow
Not just Forum=4. It's a grey, rainy day here and everyone seems subdued. All the internet sites I frequent are slow. No interesting news stories. Just a friggin' long ***, slow, dull day.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
/yawn
It's been oddly quiet at work, which is a good thing. I deleted one user's account who left for greener pastures, and went to donate blood at the bloodmobile that came into work today.
I did get my oreo's and orange juice though, so things are lookin' good.
I did get my oreo's and orange juice though, so things are lookin' good.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
After two relatively quiet weeks, the joint is jumpin' here at the hospital. I already had two ticked-off calls from providers, and it's barely noon!
At my last job they gave us pizza and a brownie, served alongside a glass of apple juice. Also, a free HIV and hep test. They always complimented me on my great veins. Werk perks!
After the whirlwind of empty legal threats yesterday, my only hate mail today has been another person simply complaining of being banned. BO-RING!
Do what now?
Was it Realmeater?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's quiet, too quiet. I know Someone's up to something! I just do not know who and what yet, but I will find out, so you might as well 'fess up now!
Boston is dead. Guess everyone's saving up their money for hotel rooms for move in day 9/1.
Then all the college kids come back to town and I can get back to my other hobby.
(yes, taking advantage of young, stupid girls is a legitimate hobby)
Edited, Aug 28th 2006 at 1:46pm EDT by Omegavegeta
Then all the college kids come back to town and I can get back to my other hobby.
(yes, taking advantage of young, stupid girls is a legitimate hobby)
Edited, Aug 28th 2006 at 1:46pm EDT by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Why don't you amuse yourself by teaching a dog to drive?
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BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.
The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.
"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."
Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.
The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.
"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."
Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
After the whirlwind of empty legal threats yesterday, my only hate mail today has been another person simply complaining of being banned. BO-RING!
I'll work on something for you this afternoon and PM you. But first I must go to lunch.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I can not wait til its dead quiet here. It was a horrible tourist season. They went up 15.6% in "dumb". A record jump where the average increase barely reaches 5%. As usual though there was, as predicted, a 47% increase in "aSshole".
Come next week, I'll be able to travel without being stuck in hours on traffic (this past Saturday on the Parkway, 13 miles = 58 minutes). I'll be able to go to the beach that is .75 miles away and maybe even go to a bar and have a drink or 10 without the urge to stab someone.
Come next week, I'll be able to travel without being stuck in hours on traffic (this past Saturday on the Parkway, 13 miles = 58 minutes). I'll be able to go to the beach that is .75 miles away and maybe even go to a bar and have a drink or 10 without the urge to stab someone.
Today would be boring if it wasn't for all the pensioners calling and yelling at me because, yet again, they are unable to cash the check until the 1st of the month.
I have another showing on my house today at 4, and I have had one every day for 3 days straight. My house is in tip top shape so there is nothing to do until then. Sites I frequent are slow and my son is happily playing by himself.
You know what would make this day go by? An offer on my house.
One day, maybe
You know what would make this day go by? An offer on my house.
One day, maybe
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You know what would make this day go by? An offer on my house.
And I want the mineral rights.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
I can not wait til its dead quiet here. It was a horrible tourist season. They went up 15.6% in "dumb". A record jump where the average increase barely reaches 5%. As usual though there was, as predicted, a 47% increase in "aSshole".
Come next week, I'll be able to travel without being stuck in hours on traffic (this past Saturday on the Parkway, 13 miles = 58 minutes). I'll be able to go to the beach that is .75 miles away and maybe even go to a bar and have a drink or 10 without the urge to stab someone.
Come next week, I'll be able to travel without being stuck in hours on traffic (this past Saturday on the Parkway, 13 miles = 58 minutes). I'll be able to go to the beach that is .75 miles away and maybe even go to a bar and have a drink or 10 without the urge to stab someone.
I'm sure it has something to do with you being so dumb that you don't realize that 100% of tourists have an asshole.
Jophiel wrote:
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You know what would make this day go by? An offer on my house.
And I want the mineral rights.
750k? SOLD!
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote wrote:
As usual though there was, as predicted, a 47% increase in the size of my aSshole.
FTFY
That the joke you were looking for Elderon?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I'm sure it has something to do with you being so dumb that you don't realize that 100% of tourists have an asshole.
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote wrote:
As usual though there was, as predicted, a 47% increase in the size of my aSshole.
FTFY
That the joke you were looking for Elderon?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I'm sure it has something to do with you being so dumb that you don't realize that 100% of tourists have an asshole.
DSD wrote:
750k? SOLD!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Slow at my office as well. Until my boss found out someone in England used his credit card to pay for an escort service. Nobby, do you have something to say?
Jophiel wrote:
DSD wrote:
750k? SOLD!
my phone is my cell so thats never an issue.
Get with the times! Landline phones are soooo passe
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Slow at my office as well. Until my boss found out someone in England used his credit card to pay for an escort service. Nobby, do you have something to say?
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