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#1 Aug 25 2006 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Darrel Hair the Australian Cricket Umpire(Ref) at the center of a huge row overshadowing World cricket (Thats baseball that is played correctly for you yankiiiieess).

Basically the Umpire accused teh Pakistan national team of cheating in the middle of the gameand changed the ball they where using. Pakistan then refused to come out after the interval so he awarded the game to England.

While tecnically correct to do what he did, it's generally acepted in cricket that the Laws of the game are applied with common sence and to accuse a team of cheating when you don't attually see them cheat is not very sencible.

To make matters worse it would appear that he has basically tried to bribe the world govening body by acting as a fall guy so long as the front up with the cash.

The cricket world is devided into the lawyers, who site the Laws of the game and the appologists, who point out you should accuse people of things you can't prove.

It's a storm in a teacup, but us Brits put alot of pride into our teacups!!

Pip Pip.
#2 Aug 25 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
Pip Pip.
Best part. RACK that.
#3 Aug 25 2006 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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World cricket



Smiley: laugh
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#4 Aug 25 2006 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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Mmmm....tea....
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#5 Aug 25 2006 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
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World cricket



Smiley: laugh


England, Australia, N Zealand, S Africa, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Sri lanka, Zimbabwe, Scotland,. . .


World Series? Smiley: oyvey
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#6 Aug 25 2006 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Doesn't sound very cricket to me....
#7 Aug 25 2006 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
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World cricket



Smiley: laugh


England, Australia, N Zealand, S Africa, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Sri lanka, Zimbabwe, Scotland,. . .


World Series? Smiley: oyvey


You Brits invaded all these countries... subjegated all these cultures.... and waht did they get out of it?

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#8 Aug 25 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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When Pakistan initially refused to re-emerge after tea in protest, the two officials ruled that they had forfeited the game.

They break for tea?
#9 Aug 25 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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When Pakistan initially refused to re-emerge after tea in protest, the two officials ruled that they had forfeited the game.

They break for tea?
Described by Bill Bryson as the only game with meal breaks.


A Test Match lasts 5 days with breaks for Lunch at about 1pm and Afternoon Tea at about 3:45
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#10 Aug 25 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Watching cricket is like watching old people fUck.
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#11 Aug 25 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
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holy post pharm Batman.

Edited, Aug 25th 2006 at 2:56pm EDT by tarv
#12 Aug 25 2006 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Watching baseball is like watching old gay men fUck.
fixified.
#13 Aug 25 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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I think the guy is a pratt and glad to see him out of Cricket.

I love Cricket (5 day test Matches and the shorter limited overs games) and Baseball.

/mourns the end of the season.

(PS Lancashire to win the C&G trophyand the County Championship! Goooooo Lanky Lanky!)
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#14 Aug 25 2006 at 2:01 PM Rating: Default
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You Brits invaded all these countries... subjegated all these cultures.... and waht did they get out of it?

Cricket


You can see the T-shirts now: "Britian invaded my country and all I got was the world's most boring sport"
#15 Aug 25 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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You can see the T-shirts now: "Britian invaded my country and all I got was the world's most boring sport"
Someone has never come across curling or Kabaddi
#16 Aug 25 2006 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
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You can see the T-shirts now: "Britian invaded my country and all I got was the world's most boring sport"
Someone has never come across curling or Kabaddi


Curling was invented in Scotland, I do believe. Smiley: wink

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#17 Aug 25 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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he has basically tried to bribe the world govening body by acting as a fall guy so long as the front up with the cash.


You mean extort. If he were bribing them he would be giving them money not asking for it.


Not enough scandel though. Need to have steroids in the tea or something to rival baseball.
#18 Aug 25 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Do the players take steroids in cricket, too?
#19 Aug 25 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Do the players take steroids in cricket, too?



Beat you to a steroids reference by seconds.
#20 Aug 25 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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There's Cricket, then there's Cricket

j00t00b FTW!

(Ooh and hadn't seen this in years!)
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#21 Aug 25 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: lol

Haven't seen The Young Ones in ages.
#22 Aug 25 2006 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
no heterosexual plays cricket.
#23 Aug 26 2006 at 1:36 AM Rating: Decent
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The single greatest game that has anything to do with cricket.

Also, Krikkit is the greatest planet ever.
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