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#1 Aug 24 2006 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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Went to lunch(sleep) at the nearby shopping center and I went to McDonalds, drove up toward the drive through and got shooed away from the manager saying they were closed.
Turns out I missed the back half of the Lexus stationwagon sticking out of front of the building. Happened about a minute before I got there. People were still exiting the building and parking lot..
Then I looked at the sign right above the ill-fated window/wall that said in big letters "DRIVE-THRU" and I LOLed.

I tel you one thing, that thing knocked over the brick wall and caved in the window and didn't even look dented. +1 Lexus.
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#2 Aug 24 2006 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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That's going to be a very expensive driving mistake.
#3 Aug 24 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
Probably killed some folk but the lady in the Lexus was on an important phone call so it was ok.
#4 Aug 24 2006 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Damn, that's some ****-poor driving.
#5 Aug 24 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Damn, that's some ****-poor driving.


Especially since the Part the they slammed into was perpendicular to any roadway, the only one of which was the passage leading to the drivethough.. Only thing behind that was a nearly full parking lot.
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#6 Aug 24 2006 at 2:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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She was probably pulling out of the parking lot, and had the car in drive instead of reverse.

Whoops!
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#7 Aug 24 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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I dunno man, that thing knocked through the masonry... either it just wasn't that sturdy or they had a lead foot from hell.
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#8 Aug 24 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Drive-THRU, not drive-IN!

When I worked at McD's so long ago I saw a woman wrap her car around one of those big yellow barrier poles lining the drive-thru lane, at all of 5 mph. She had just bought the car which had all of 15 miles on it. She sat there and cried for half an hour while we tried to ge her out of there so the car could get detached and dragged away. Lots o' fun there!
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#9 Aug 24 2006 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
Kelvyquayo wrote:
wish I had a digicam
Nub still plays digimon. Smiley: disappointed
#10 Aug 24 2006 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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wtf is a digimon, like a jive-talkin pokeman?
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#11 Aug 24 2006 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
Kelvyquayo wrote:
wtf is a digimon, like a jive-talkin pokeman?
Not sure, but all the cool kids are playing it. Ask Neph.
#12 Aug 24 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Default
Wow, I hope she hit all the annoying little kids inside.

Edited, Aug 24th 2006 at 6:55pm EDT by Nevuhnu
#13 Aug 24 2006 at 8:06 PM Rating: Good
This made me think of something.

My grandma was determined that she wouldn't stop driving until she was dead, even though her motor skills and reaction time had decreased dramatically since she had turned 80. It was that last little bit of independence that she had left and wasn't going to give it up for anything. She had limited herself to little trips to the store, hairdresser and pharmacy, which were all under a mile away from her home.

She was having a relatively normal day, and had called down for a last minute appointment at the hairdresser; a 7:30 pm appointment, the latest one for the day at the salon. She arrived a little early, and parked directly in front of the salon. She was very well liked there, the staff enjoyed her company and from all reports an agreeable time was had by all involved.

At about 8:15 pm she departed the salon and the staff locked the door and wandered their way to the back room to go about their closing duties. My grandmother entered the car, started it as usual, fastened her seat belt and was about to depart for home.

This particular parking lot had a fairly high sidewalk separating the lot from the strip of shops. The front of most lower sitting cars would not actually clear the sidewalk, therefore there was quite a lot of chipping, dings and paint scratches at the front edge of it. It wasn't likely that a standard passenger vehicle would drive onto the sidewalk without some sort of deliberate force was used.

As normal she put the car into gear and began to depress the accellerator. The car didn't move. She sat puzzled for a second and pressed the pedal again. The vehicle just hummed in response. She did it a third time and once again all noise, no movement. Then, in frustration, she slammed the pedal to the floor. The car roared and lunged forward, onto the sidewalk and went crashing through the front doors of the salon. It didn't stop until it was a full five feet completely inside the business she had just left not two minutes before.

She didn't realise that the car was in drive and not reverse.

Fortunately, none of the staff was in the main area of the salon at the time and my grandmother escaped with just a bruised wrist. The car and the entire public area of the salon, however, were a disaster.

Within a couple weeks the salon was repaired and back to business as usual. Much to my grandmother's friends surprise, she still frequented the business. She was treated as a faithful regular and friend there. She had her hair done at least once a month at that establishment until she passed away about four years later.

She never drove again after that incident.



#14 Aug 24 2006 at 8:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
Then I looked at the sign right above the ill-fated window/wall that said in big letters "DRIVE-THRU"
Smiley: lol Priceless.
One time I went to the post office at night on my way home to drop off some bills. The first thing I noticed was that the windows in front wall were boarded up. When I got inside, I noticed that the lobby was covered in tire tracks that almost went right up to the front desk. I found out later that some old lady was trying to leave and put the car in drive instead of reverse. I thought about that and it seems like if she was actually in reverse and applied the same amount of pressure to the accelerator as she did to clear the curb AND break through a reenforced glass window, she probably would have caused a wreck anyway as she suddenly jumped into the street behind her.
#15 Aug 24 2006 at 10:36 PM Rating: Decent
We actually had a elderly lady run into our post office about two weeks ago. She put the car entirely into the building through a brick wall. She said that she hit the gas thinking it was the break. It was hillarious. The city came out and put a couple sheets of plywood over the hole and some road cones around the outside. It looks really tacky. I wonder how long it will take them to repair it.
#16 Aug 25 2006 at 12:16 AM Rating: Good
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The car roared and lunged forward, onto the sidewalk and went crashing through the front doors of the salon. It didn't stop until it was a full five feet completely inside the business she had just left not two minutes before.

In the past 3 years, two of the hair salons my grandmother visits have been incapacitated by old ladies driving cars through the storefronts.




Edited, Aug 25th 2006 at 1:16am EDT by trickybeck
#17 Aug 25 2006 at 1:39 AM Rating: Decent
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