As an engineering student, my classes were mostly enrolled with males. Females were few and far between, and attractive ones almost an impossibility.
Today, I walked into my English composition class, and I was one of 5 guys in a sea of hawt chicks. My economics class is much the same. I'm not quite sure what to do with the situation; not only do they have teh bewbs, but they're hot too!
I think I'm going to like being a business major.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
As an engineering student, my classes were mostly enrolled with males. Females were few and far between, and attractive ones almost an impossibility.
Today, I walked into my English composition class, and I was one of 5 guys in a sea of hawt chicks. My economics class is much the same. I'm not quite sure what to do with the situation; not only do they have teh bewbs, but they're hot too!
I think I'm going to like being a business major.
Today, I walked into my English composition class, and I was one of 5 guys in a sea of hawt chicks. My economics class is much the same. I'm not quite sure what to do with the situation; not only do they have teh bewbs, but they're hot too!
I think I'm going to like being a business major.
Congratulations. If I remember right, Communications was another major that was really filled with females. I went the boring route and did Poli Sci.
You ain't seen nothin' until you've taken an Intro to Teaching course.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
There are a lot of hot women with Psychology majors too.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
As an engineering student, my classes were mostly enrolled with males. Females were few and far between, and attractive ones almost an impossibility.
Today, I walked into my English composition class, and I was one of 5 guys in a sea of hawt chicks. My economics class is much the same. I'm not quite sure what to do with the situation; not only do they have teh bewbs, but they're hot too!
I think I'm going to like being a business major.
Today, I walked into my English composition class, and I was one of 5 guys in a sea of hawt chicks. My economics class is much the same. I'm not quite sure what to do with the situation; not only do they have teh bewbs, but they're hot too!
I think I'm going to like being a business major.
Basing your college major and maybe, your career choice on boobies....I like it!
Don't forget about the medical field. There's always lots of talent in the nursing and pre-med fields.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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There are a lot of hot women with Psychology majors too.
Ya but you have to be careful with them, cause a lot of them are there to self-diagnose.
Behavioral Science/Psychology double major
I met some really hawt ladies, with more baggage then a 747's cargo bay the day before Thanksgiving.
Well, I suppose if that's you criteria, you should try becoming a Nurse Midwife.
Women's Studies!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Women's Studies!
Yeck! I thought that's where all the butchy **** lesbians with hairy armpits and bad attitudes were.
I noticed a lot of hot geek chicks are into SQL.
Architecture has a pretty nice ratio. :D
I walked in to my last class of the day, accounting, and was disappointed to find only one attractive lady in there. She looked a little younger, but her curves were kickin', so I took the seat next to her and introduced myself.
About 5 minutes later, the teacher walks in, hands out the syllabus, and we get started. Then comes the icebreaker thing, where we each have to stand up, say our name, our major, and what we do outside of class. Finally, it's the hawt chick's turn, and she stands up and says,
"My name is Corey, and I'm a business management major. When I'm not in class, I'm taking care of my 14-month-old daughter, who's in daycare now."
Next!
About 5 minutes later, the teacher walks in, hands out the syllabus, and we get started. Then comes the icebreaker thing, where we each have to stand up, say our name, our major, and what we do outside of class. Finally, it's the hawt chick's turn, and she stands up and says,
"My name is Corey, and I'm a business management major. When I'm not in class, I'm taking care of my 14-month-old daughter, who's in daycare now."
Next!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
at least you know she puts out.
You were tryin' to shoplift the pooty.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
at least you know she puts out.
Strangely, that's exactly what I thought after the initial shock wore off.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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"My name is Corey, and I'm a business management major. When I'm not in class, I'm taking care of my 14-month-old daughter, who's in daycare now."
mmmmmMMmmmmm....Baggage...
It may also have been her clever way of making the horny dork next to her stop hitting on her...
Why do you think I studied Modern Languages.
16-18
18 students in Spanish Class; 17:1 ratio
17 students in French Class; 15:2 ratio
University: 23 girls, 2 blokes
16-18
18 students in Spanish Class; 17:1 ratio
17 students in French Class; 15:2 ratio
University: 23 girls, 2 blokes
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jawbox wrote:
It may also have been her clever way of making the horny dork next to her stop hitting on her...
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
I think I'm going to like being a business major.
Go for the business minor.
That way when you're done you'll still be able to get a real job.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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Major in biology. Then when you find a prime specimen, tell her you want to conduct a study in reproductive biology, specifically the mating habits of primates.
Fibroblast wrote:
Major in biology. Then when you find a prime specimen, tell her you want to conduct a study in reproductive biology, specifically the mating habits of primates.
Seriously....come on.
Congrats on deciding your next ex-major!
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