Nadenu wrote:
If I were a guy thinking about doing this, I'd demand proof that she's a virgin.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
No. It fit the bill perfectly.
If you say so, Borey McYawnster.
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Is that even possible? Can't you tear your hymen by means other than sex?
If you say so, Borey McYawnster.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
If I were a guy thinking about doing this, I'd demand proof that she's a virgin.
Oh, the old "I went horseback riding when I was 12" story. Sluts!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
If I were a guy thinking about doing this, I'd demand proof that she's a virgin.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
No. It fit the bill perfectly.
If you say so, Borey McYawnster.
Too forced. I would have gone with Lamey McLamerson.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
If I were a guy thinking about doing this, I'd demand proof that she's a virgin.
Doing the splits in gymmnastics will do it, or so my first girlfriend insisted.
Tare wrote:
Oh, the old "I went horseback riding when I was 12" story. Sluts!
Edited, Aug 24th 2006 at 4:53pm EDT by Atomicflea
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
It was nine inches, and bicycle riding, you BULLY! 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
If you say so, Borey McYawnster.
Too forced. I would have gone with Lamey McLamerson.
Of course you would have, because you're boring.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Nah Sassy want's to be a Catholic Priest. /nod...
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This is the wrong place to be a virgin. It seems like just posting here is enought to get you pregnant.
well at least you know the femmes here have active sex lives with their SOs
Or with the next guy with $5
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BBBD wrote:
Or with the next guy with $5
you talking about your SO again?
Is Beebeedee a proof sockie?
mmmmm, somehow I dont think so. I think its just another ignoramous who thinks hes cool by using hand me down one liners that lost their oomph about 3 years ago
DSD, are you trying to somehow imply that badder and drunker is somehow not bigger and better? 
I plead the fifth
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