Sarah
You guys could lose it at the same time. How cool would that be!
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I'd hit it...
with a bat. [:uggo:]
with a bat. [:uggo:]
Wow. What a loser!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Sarah DiMuro, a pretty, blonde comedian who lives and works in New York City...
and is desperate for some publicity to hopefully boost her career.
Sassyboy should try to get her digits...
since he's missing one of his own.
ba-dum ching!
since he's missing one of his own.
ba-dum ching!
How embarrassing to have to ask for the publics help in finding a guy to pop your cherry on. If you're just looking to be devirginized, go to a bar and pick up some panting hottie. If you're looking for a real meaningful relationship to continue afterwards, then this aint the way to get it
DSD wrote:
How embarrassing to have to ask for the publics help in finding a guy to pop your cherry on. If you're just looking to be devirginized, go to a bar and pick up some panting hottie. If you're looking for a real meaningful relationship to continue afterwards, then this aint the way to get it
But then you wouldn't beo nthe cover of Jane magazine, nor have every major media outlet displaying your picture, your history, and your employment options.
What a ditz huh?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
DSD wrote:
How embarrassing to have to ask for the publics help in finding a guy to pop your cherry on. If you're just looking to be devirginized, go to a bar and pick up some panting hottie. If you're looking for a real meaningful relationship to continue afterwards, then this aint the way to get it
But then you wouldn't beo nthe cover of Jane magazine, nor have every major media outlet displaying your picture, your history, and your employment options.
What a ditz huh?
I just cant imagine if the person she finds actually stays in a long term committment. I can just imagine the convo:
Daughter: Mom, how did you meet Dad?
Mom: Well dear I was nearing my 20th birthday when I realized I hadnt gotten laid yet, so I sent out a plea to a magazine.
I'm not very sure how this is supposed to make her less of a freak.
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She graduated from Smith College and currently resides in a women-only hotel in Manhattan where gentlemen callers cannot go beyond the "courting parlor."
Well, there's her first problem.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
well she definitely reeks of specialness... of the shortbus kind. Really, how picky can you afford to be?
DSD wrote:
well she definitely reeks of specialness... of the shortbus kind. Really, how picky can you afford to be?
Tsk tsk. Girls are so catty.
She reeks of genius with a hint of dirty *****. A scent that most men find irresistable and most women find awful. Unless they are wearing it.
I'd hit it.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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"I am a girl who is not particularly religious nor prudish or shy, but I was a complete and utter dork growing up," says Sarah DiMuro. "I had braces, teenage acne, and experienced social shyness and, as a result, only attended all women's educational institutions. I have wonderful parents and come from a great background, but just never really got a chance to, well, 'do it.'
How many lies can you count in that statement?
I see at least six.
She looks hot to me.
but I bet she's smoked alot of pole.
but I bet she's smoked alot of pole.
I've had her.
She's crap.
She's crap.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
She reeks of genius
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
She reeks of genius
A scent ...most women find awful. Unless they are wearing it.
She uses a major magazine to pick eligible bachelors and have them flown in to take her places and buy her things.
You used a gaming site to sleep with guys and have them drive away with your things.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other I guess.
Edited, Aug 24th 2006 at 4:22pm EDT by NephthysWanderer
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
I'd hit it.
King Nobby wrote:
I've had her.
She's crap.
She's crap.
She must of missed the lesson where they teach people that **** sex with the nobb is still sex.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
She reeks of genius
A scent ...most women find awful. Unless they are wearing it.
She uses a major magazine to pick eligible bachelors and have them flown in to take her places and buy her things.
You used a gaming site to sleep with guys and have them drive away with your things.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other I guess.
Come to think, it's the only one anyone ever uses. Y'all need some new material.
If I were a guy thinking about doing this, I'd demand proof that she's a virgin.
No. It fit the bill perfectly.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
She reeks of genius
A scent ...most women find awful. Unless they are wearing it.
She uses a major magazine to pick eligible bachelors and have them flown in to take her places and buy her things.
You used a gaming site to sleep with guys and have them drive away with your things.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other I guess.
Come to think, it's the only one anyone ever uses. Y'all need some new material.
L'amour est aveugle
GitSlayer wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
She reeks of genius
A scent ...most women find awful. Unless they are wearing it.
She uses a major magazine to pick eligible bachelors and have them flown in to take her places and buy her things.
You used a gaming site to sleep with guys and have them drive away with your things.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other I guess.
Come to think, it's the only one anyone ever uses. Y'all need some new material.
El amor está oculto
Know yer role Messican.
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