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#27 Aug 24 2006 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent


Another flaw for the next generations science text books. In ten years, i wonder if kids will even know about poor Pluto. How many lazy grammer school teachers, will forget to mention this. Kinda funny that I can now say, "When I was a kid, there were nine planets." What will Mickey do? Well, at least all dogs go to Heaven.




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#29 Aug 24 2006 at 9:45 PM Rating: Decent
I hope that when the new space probe gets to Pluto they find an advanced civilisation that finds out they aren't a planet and they will come to Earth and kick these astro geeks in the ***!
#30 Aug 25 2006 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
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I hope that when the new space probe gets to Pluto they find an advanced civilisation that finds out they aren't a planet and they will come to Earth and kick these astro geeks in the ***!


When they get here they'll be flamed to hell and run crying to the giant noodle who will respond 'No Holds Barred, welcome to assylum earth *****'.
#31 Aug 25 2006 at 12:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Another flaw for the next generations science text books.
Anything to get them to print out a new edition. My son is still being taught that maggots erupt spontaneously from rotted meat.
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#32 Aug 25 2006 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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SothsayerAtlantis wrote:
Another flaw for the next generations science text books.
Anything to get them to print out a new edition. My son is still being taught that maggots erupt spontaneously from rotted meat.


Don't forget to teach him about mice. They spawn from bloodsoaked cloth and grain thrown in a dark corner.
#33 Aug 25 2006 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
SothsayerAtlantis wrote:
Another flaw for the next generations science text books.
Anything to get them to print out a new edition. My son is still being taught that maggots erupt spontaneously from rotted meat.
The reason they don't have new editions is because you won't buy a coupon book. Smiley: mad
#34 Aug 25 2006 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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I've made an informal poll of people I know, and so far not one person is accepting this ruling. In fact, well over half the people I asked had something extremely derisive to say about the nerds who think they've killed Pluto.

#35 Aug 25 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've made an informal poll of people I know


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Ring, Ring!

Friend 1:Hello?

EG: Hi, friend, it's Evilgnomes calling.

Friend 1:(whispers) Oh crap, it's Evilgnomes again.

Friend 2:(to Friend 2) Is he still going on about Pluto?

EG: ...Pluto has been known as the ninth planet of our solar system since it was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh at Lowell Observatory in 1930. On the other hand, it has been clear for decades that Pluto does not fit in with the pattern of the other planets. Over the last few years...

Friend 1: (to Friend 2) Kill me now.



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#36 Aug 25 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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#37 Aug 25 2006 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
***** this crap- its a freaking planet. Add more freaking more if they want but the funniest thing is they still dont have a deffinition of what a planet is WTF?
#38 Aug 25 2006 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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the funniest thing is they still dont have a deffinition of what a planet is WTF?
Some science type guys wrote:
"a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."
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#39 Aug 25 2006 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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"My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas"



Oh crap, now I am all messed up, she sent us Nine what????
#40 Aug 25 2006 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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So Tare, that would explain why no one's answering my calls any more!

Actually, I'm surprised, when I brought the subject up (just "hey, you hear they killed Pluto?") - I didn't have to ask anyone how they felt about it - they just told me they thought the decision sucked and that they were going to ignore it, some using more colorful language than others. So it was an involuntary poll.

I take your av is one of the Plutonians mentioned earlier, here to gross us out for deplanetizing their home?
#41 Aug 25 2006 at 8:23 PM Rating: Good
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Are you suggesting my baby is gross?

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#42 Aug 27 2006 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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I disagree with the ruling for the sheer purpose of that it will confuse the hell out of anybody that has been tought 9 planets. I can see adding planets but taking them away? On the other hand, it is show humanity taking a greater interest in the universe around us, and not just internet ****.
#43 Aug 28 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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#44 Aug 28 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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The AP wrote:
Not long after puny Pluto was stripped of its planethood, Janis Robinson started selling $25 "Pluto is a Planet"' T-shirts on the Internet.

Robinson, who said she "rolled her eyes" after Pluto got the boot, hopes her buyers will send a message that kicking out the far-out rock is downright goofy.

"I'm always going to think of Pluto as a planet," said the 45-year-old semi-retiree from San Jose, Calif., who insists she's not peddling shirts on Craigslist for the money. "People who buy this can make a statement that we still believe in Pluto."
Smiley: rolleyes

Exactly why is "demoting" Pluto a silly move? Because people want to call ita planet just because?

And, Christ almighty, am I sick of Disney puns. I'd be happier at this point with a story about Uranus.
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#45 Aug 28 2006 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd be happier at this point with a story about Uranus.


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Greetings, greetings fellow star gazers. This September is very special moonwise because it pays host not only to the closest full Moon of the year but also to the farthest Moon of the year. On top of which you can use September's full Moon to find the most difficult of all to find planets, planet #7 Uranus. Let me show you.

O.K., we've got our skies set up for the official night of September's full Moon, Thursday September 7th facing east about an hour after sunset where you will see a fabulously colorful pumpkin orange huge Moon just risen above the horizon. And believe me it will be huge, not only because it is close to the horizon which makes all full Moons look bigger than when they're overhead but also because it will be the closest full Moon of the year which will make it look almost 14% larger than the farthest full Moon of the year which occurred last February. Indeed on February 13 the Moon was a whopping 252, 332 miles away but next week's full Moon will be over 30,000 miles closer only 222, 012 miles away.

But remember full Moons always look bigger when they're close to the horizon than they do when they are overhead. So although next week's full Moon will look bigger than usual even when it's overhead, nevertheless, it will look its very biggest when it's either rising Thursday evening or setting Friday morning.

On top of which, if you have a pair of binoculars, you can use the full Moon to find the dimmest naked eye planet of them all, 32,000 mile wide Uranus, which just coincidentally next week will be at its closest to Earth for the year, only one and 3/4 billion, miles away. In early evening simply train your binoculars on the Moon and bluish green Uranus will be a tiny dot 7 degrees or 14 full Moon widths up and to the right of it. You'll have to look carefully though because the bright moonlight will be rather overwhelming.

Now some of you may be thinking that since it's September this full Moon should be the Harvest Moon because usually September's full Moon is. But this year is an exception. The Harvest Moon this year will not occur until next month October 6th. You see the official definition of a Harvest Moon is the full Moon that occurs closest to the first day of autumn, the autumnal equinox. This year the autumnal equinox occurs at 12:03 a.m., E.D.T. September 23rd, which means that October's full Moon is 35 hours closer to the equinox than September's. But next week's full Moon will be just as beautiful as any September full Moon, Harvest Moon or not.

So what about September hosting the farthest Moon of the year? Well it occurs on the day before the equinox, the 22nd when the Moon will be new and a whopping 252, 586 miles from Earth. But since it's a new Moon it means it's not visible so you wouldn't know about it unless we told you. So, have fun with next week's super close full Moon, use it to find Uranus and keep looking up!


There ya go Joph.
#46 Aug 28 2006 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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I don't understand all the hoopla. I swear, these are the folks that would have died out if we were all dinosaurs. Adapt, bastages. Deal with it and move on.
#47 Sep 01 2006 at 3:42 AM Rating: Decent
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A change is in the winds... er maybe....

http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060820/OPINION/608200303

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Far out! Pluto's still a planet
By San Francisco Chronicle
August 20, 2006

Now hear this, schoolchildren, stop crying. Adults, stop mourning the loss of a physical manifestation for your feelings of inadequacy. Astrologers, stop panicking. Mickey Mouse, hug your dog.

Pluto will be saved.

Poor, chilly, tiny Pluto has been at the heart of an international controversy for the past year, ever since Michael Brown, a Caltech astronomer, discovered an object in the solar system that was both larger and farther-flung. Brown had the audacity not only to argue for the exclusion of Pluto from the planetary lineup, but also then to give his proposed planet the tacky name of Xena. Oddly enough, he's still wondering why he was deluged with angry e-mails from pro-Pluto forces.

Fortunately, a draft resolution to the International Astronomers Union calls for the retention of Pluto — as well as the addition of three other heavenly bodies to our official solar system. The new additions may include the soon-to-be-rechristened Xena, Charon (Pluto's largest moon) and the asteroid Ceres.

Chances are the Union will approve the resolution. Those dastardly Pluto detractors may still win a concession, such as the demotion of Pluto from a planet to an "icy dwarf" or a "trans-Neptunian object," but why should human beings continue their relentless habits of hierarchy out into the solar system?

This whole mess could have been avoided had the International Astronomers Union bothered to define the word "planet" a long time ago. Amazingly, the draft agreement represents their first stab at doing so: any round object larger than 800 kilometers in diameter that orbits the sun and has a mass roughly one-12,000th that of Earth. Pluto just makes the grade.

Thank goodness. We admit that it's probably not total science. But it's Pluto. All these decades of collective affection have to count for something.

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Edited, Sep 1st 2006 at 4:43am EDT by EvilGnomes
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#49 Sep 01 2006 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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And that damn pesky Y needs to be nailed down once and for all. Are you a vowel, or a consonant??
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