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#1 Aug 23 2006 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I understand that some people get really nervous when the subject of sex comes up when they're around their parents, but this has to be the stupidest reaction ever.


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No, That's Not a ***** Pump, Mom. Really
Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a ***** pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

#2 Aug 23 2006 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
Deathwysh wrote:
a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother...packed a sexual aid for their trip
Smiley: confused

Clearly a mix-up though. ***** pumps are "da bomb"
#3 Aug 23 2006 at 7:48 PM Rating: Good
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Why does he need a sexual aid for a trip with his mom?? Smiley: confused

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#4 Aug 23 2006 at 7:50 PM Rating: Excellent
She's ugly?
#5 Aug 23 2006 at 8:40 PM Rating: Decent
Barkingturtle wrote:
She's ugly?
Smiley: laugh
#6 Aug 23 2006 at 10:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Clearly he needs to brush up on his pop culture...

This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
#7 Aug 24 2006 at 12:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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He should have turned to his mother and shouted, "MOM! WHY DID YOU PACK A ***** PUMP?!?"
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#8 Aug 24 2006 at 2:03 AM Rating: Decent
So what he was going to ditch his mother one night to hit the clubs with his ***** pump in his pocket???
#9 Aug 24 2006 at 2:05 AM Rating: Decent
So what he was going to ditch his mother one night to hit the clubs with his ***** pump in his pocket???
#10 Aug 24 2006 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made ***** enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made ***** enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made ***** enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made ***** Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
Yeah Baby, Yeah
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#11 Aug 24 2006 at 4:39 AM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
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Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made ***** enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made ***** enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made ***** enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made ***** Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
Yeah Baby, Yeah


Damn fog breathers showing up hours late to the party and camping the kool aid.

#12 Aug 24 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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He should have turned to his mother and shouted, "MOM! WHY DID YOU PACK A ***** PUMP?!?"


Fucking hilarious.
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