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#1 Aug 23 2006 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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If so, think twice about holding the wake at the Beijing 'Hooters'

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China acts on funeral strippers

Five people have been detained in China for running striptease send-offs at funerals, state media say.

The once-common events are held to boost the number of mourners, as large crowds are seen as a mark of honour.

But the arrests, in the eastern province of Jiangsu, could signal the end of the rural tradition.

Local officials have since ordered a halt to "obscene performances" and say funeral plans have to be submitted in advance, Xinhua news agency said.

The arrests, in Donghai county, followed striptease acts at a farmer's funeral, the agency said.

Two hundred people were said to have attended the event, which was held on 16 August.


Bring on the jokes about forcing down the lid on the casket
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#2 Aug 23 2006 at 5:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bring on the jokes about forcing down the lid on the casket


Actually, I thought it was going to be an article about stripping corpses for money.
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#3 Aug 23 2006 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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I thought Nobby was just letting us know he got a stiffy...you dirty, cheeky monkey ...Smiley: sly
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#4 Aug 23 2006 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
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Freakin' communists! Smiley: mad
#5 Aug 24 2006 at 5:57 PM Rating: Default
Ummmm well...
#6 Aug 24 2006 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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You just trying to get enough posts to make a rate-bot or what?
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#7 Aug 24 2006 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
You just trying to get enough posts to make a rate-bot or what?
yes
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#8 Aug 24 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
Speaking of stiffs

Back in college, there was this girl I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her. Well, I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.

I went to meet her one evening, but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped 'it' to my leg, so if I did get an erection, it wouldn't show. Made sense at the time.

So I get to her door and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.



And then...

















I kicked her in the face.
#9 Aug 24 2006 at 11:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
You just trying to get enough posts to make a rate-bot or what?

He's just trying to give you some stiff competition, Mr. 25K.
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#10 Aug 24 2006 at 11:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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As an aside, have you ever noticed that "stiff" is one of those words that loses all meaning when repeated several times?
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