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I actually had a ittle parking lot incident yesterday. I went to the grocery store after work and I parked in the first row. Granted, the parking lot was pretty empty and the space right next to me (on the driver side) was empty. Someone swooped in there as I was about to get out of my car.

So I waited a few seconds for them to finish parking so I could get out. When I got out, the driver of the other car got out too and she looked me over and said "You took my spot." I looked at her and I was like "you got the spot right next to me, what's the difference?" So she had to walk the 3 extra feet to the store, was that really such a hassle?

She walked all huffily into the grocery store and I went in. I had only a few things to grab so I left before she did. But not before I parked a few grocery carts right next to and behind her car. I know, it was petty, but she pissed me off.

I usually park at the first available spot. Often, though, I park further away next to the asshat who parked his car in two spots further away just to avoid people parking next to him. And yes I often park close enough that he has a hard time getting into his car.


I really hate those fuckers who park their BMW in front of the fire hydrant cause they can't be bothered walk 20 feet from the nearest space.

I had the pleasure of working security in the parking lot of a store and have some ass park in front of the hydrant. When I asked him to move he said "Whatever rent-a-cop." and went into the store. Shortly later I smelled smoke and the shop next-door was on fire. The Fire Department showed up and saw the car there blocking the hydrant. I told one of the fireman I had told the guy not to park there. He nodded, busted the front windows, and ran the hose through to the hydrant. The owner of the car cam out a few minutes later and was so pissed his face was red. Told him, "I warned ya not to park there. Do you want to make a complaint?" and pointed out a cop who had just arrived to driect traffic on the road. The cop wrote him a ticket for parking in front of the hydrant.

Edited, Aug 24th 2006 at 1:19pm EDT by BloodwolfeX