NEW YORK -- Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims to have been Osama bin Laden's sex slave, has written in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," that the al-Qaida leader was obsessed with Whitney Houston.
The New York Post quoted Boof as saying bin Laden told her Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. Boof said he even talked about spending a lot of money to go to the U.S. and meet her. She said he wanted to give Houston a mansion and he'd be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives. As for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, Boof said bin Laden talked about having him killed. She said bin Laden believed Houston was "truly Islamic" but had been "brainwashed by American culture and by her husband.
Saving All My Love For You
A few stolen moments is all that we share
You've got your terrorists, and they need you there
Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other goat ******'s gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you
It's not very easy, living all alone
My friends try and tell me, find a jihad of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm savin' all my love for you
You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said be patient, just wait a little longer
But that's just an old fantasy
I've got to get ready, just a few minutes more
Gonna get that old feeling when you walk through that door
'Cause tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yeah I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
A few minutes more 'til you walk through the door
No other woman, is gonna love you more
'Cause tonight is the night, that I'm feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yeah I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
For you, for you
See? Bin Laden can't be all that bad if he wants to ice that pimple on popular culture's a$$, Bobby Brown. Perhaps if we offer up both Houston and Brown he'll go away forever...
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