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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
You mean a good case of the Heev. Unlike you, I never do things half-a$$ed. The 'Bama Black Snake requires a full a$$ to satisfy.
Totem
Totem
Dirty ******* and your ******* *********
Half assed would have been an improvement. Gaping is not hawt.
His bung had seriously seen one too many glory hole work outs.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 3:04pm EDT by bodhisattva
His bung had seriously seen one too many glory hole work outs.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 3:04pm EDT by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Gaping is what you get when you're on the receiving end of the spearchucker. Ain't no little Canadian weenies around here, bud.
Totem
Totem
Quote:
Gaping is what you get when you're on the receiving end of the spearchucker.
So in your own words you were pookished out by big black c'ock?
Somehow the hilarity of that statement eclipses my ever so small canadian bacon.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Well round two, much like round one, left me tired and unsatisfied.
I'm going to roll over and pretend to be asleep.
I'm going to roll over and pretend to be asleep.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Stick to poetry, sport. Twisting words to make others say what they weren't is my forte', not yours. To your credit, however, you have spoken truth when refering to your junk as "ever so small canadian bacon."
RACKs to you for punching yourself in the balls.
Totem
RACKs to you for punching yourself in the balls.
Totem
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
^^^^^
Sadly, with penile appendages that miniscule, sleeping blue balls is about what you can expect for the rest of your natural life, mon ami. You can't pull trophy fish with little lures.
Totem
Sadly, with penile appendages that miniscule, sleeping blue balls is about what you can expect for the rest of your natural life, mon ami. You can't pull trophy fish with little lures.
Totem
I slept with totem and all I got was this cliche of a shirt.
Travisty
That's the understatement of the century.
That's the understatement of the century.
I slept with Bhodinut and all I got was disappointment.
Amen, E, amen. What he said is bullsh1t anyhow, seeing as I gave him three pearl necklaces. The T-shirt was an afterthought to let him clean up.
Totem
Totem
Many thanks to totem, the git that keeps on giving.
The whole experience was reminiscent of mardi gras, prior to the act of god of course. Although I probably ended up getting just as wet as I would at a modern day mardi gras.
The whole experience was reminiscent of mardi gras, prior to the act of god of course. Although I probably ended up getting just as wet as I would at a modern day mardi gras.
Travisty the **** rider who wants to fit in so badly he'll suck anybody's d1ck wrote:
Slurp, thwwppp.. grunt
Travisty wrote:
The whole experience was reminiscent of mardi gras, prior to the act of god of course. Although I probably ended up getting just as wet as I would at a modern day mardi gras.
wakka wakka
Will you ever go back?
"Elderon the wise, and incidentally desperate to be acknowledged by Travisty, in an angered haze, fuelled by caffeine and corn pops, managed to string together these...words wrote:
Slurp, thwwppp.. grunt
Congratulations Elderon, you have revealed to us that all of your prior sexual experiences have been conducted with either apes or thirsty hobos.
"Many thanks to Totem, the git that keeps on giving." --Travisty
That statement is the Asylum equivilent of E=MC2. As redheaded strippers across LA can attest, our little Mexican friend's venereal problem really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Totem
That statement is the Asylum equivilent of E=MC2. As redheaded strippers across LA can attest, our little Mexican friend's venereal problem really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Totem
Travisty wrote:
"Elderon the wise, and incidentally desperate to be acknowledged by Travisty, in an angered haze, fuelled by caffeine and corn pops, managed to string together these...words wrote:
Slurp, thwwppp.. grunt
Congratulations Elderon, you have revealed to us that all of your prior sexual experiences have been conducted with either apes or thirsty hobos.
What this travisty of a poster was thinking wrote:
That is funny. I am funny.I think, therefore I am.
"Slurp, thwwppp.. grunt" --sounds emanating from Travisty's grill wrapped around the Snake
What I really enjoy is a hearty chortle that vibrates my d1ck all the way to its base coming from the maw of the person feverishly fluffing me. Ask bhodi-- he can give you some tips on technique, Trav.
Totem
What I really enjoy is a hearty chortle that vibrates my d1ck all the way to its base coming from the maw of the person feverishly fluffing me. Ask bhodi-- he can give you some tips on technique, Trav.
Totem
Hey ToUtem
Can I have that T-Shirt back yet?
Can I have that T-Shirt back yet?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
WoW its like watching a snake feed on its own tail, forgive the obvious pun.
Pretty desperate stuff bub.
Pretty desperate stuff bub.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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