There once was this broad called Niobia
If you were under fourteen she'd disrobe ya
She didn't use candy
But her testes proved handy
When teaching young boys about trannies!
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Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 5:28pm EDT by bodhisattva
Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 5:28pm EDT by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
/jealous
de tal mariposa?
Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 5:38pm EDT by Atomicflea
Aren't sonnets supposed to have 14 lines? And changing meters? Or something? Dunno. Been a long time...
Other then that, I've got nothing at the moment.
Oh. Grats DSD! :)
Other then that, I've got nothing at the moment.
Oh. Grats DSD! :)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Man breasts on his back
hot heavy breaths caressing his neck
the gentle brush of Coddys testickles
Kupoback's forbidden passion
being fulfilled one laboured thrust at a time.
Retards humping.
An Abomination to make God recoil.
hot heavy breaths caressing his neck
the gentle brush of Coddys testickles
Kupoback's forbidden passion
being fulfilled one laboured thrust at a time.
Retards humping.
An Abomination to make God recoil.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Quote:
Aren't sonnets supposed to have 14 lines? And changing meters? Or something? Dunno. Been a long time...
Other then that, I've got nothing at the moment.
Other then that, I've got nothing at the moment.
Ski season just opened up in Hell.
gbaji wrote:
Aren't sonnets supposed to have 14 lines?
Yep
gbaji wrote:
And changing meters?
Nope. Pentrametric Iambus baby
gbaji wrote:
Or something?
gbaji wrote:
I've got nothing at the moment.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
With caffeine coursing through New England veins
And infants at her feet and in her tum,
She posts and quests and rants and oft complains
Until her online presence has become
A touchstone for the ranters and the socks.
So as she posts her nonsense every day
Between shampoos and styling people's locks
Somehow she's reached the tally of 10K
In case your mind is asking 'who is she?'
Who else, you cUnt? It's our friend DSD
And infants at her feet and in her tum,
She posts and quests and rants and oft complains
Until her online presence has become
A touchstone for the ranters and the socks.
So as she posts her nonsense every day
Between shampoos and styling people's locks
Somehow she's reached the tally of 10K
In case your mind is asking 'who is she?'
Who else, you cUnt? It's our friend DSD
"Somehow" is supposed to be accented on the first syllable. I call shenanigans!
bodhisattva wrote:
Man breasts on his back
hot heavy breaths caressing his neck
the gentle brush of Coddys testickles
Kupoback's forbidden passion
being fulfilled one laboured thrust at a time.
Retards humping.
An Abomination to make God recoil.
hot heavy breaths caressing his neck
the gentle brush of Coddys testickles
Kupoback's forbidden passion
being fulfilled one laboured thrust at a time.
Retards humping.
An Abomination to make God recoil.
A Pulitzer prize for this man!Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
bodhisattva wrote:
Coddys testickles
L-O-tothemuthafuckin-L!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare's avatar gets the "1980's nostalgia award" for this week.
Man, when I was like 13 years old "V" rocked.
Man, when I was like 13 years old "V" rocked.
I voted for the other guy.
Iambic Pentameter- the bonsai kitten of peotry.
Tacosid wrote:
Tare's avatar gets the "1980's nostalgia award" for this week.
Man, when I was like 13 years old "V" rocked.
Man, when I was like 13 years old "V" rocked.
V was awesome back in the day. It's pretty hilarious to watch it now.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
the bonsai kitten of peotry.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
DSD wrote:
shurrup. I said I wasnt good at these, it was the thought that counts
Besides, speak it outloud as if you were Nadenu and it rhymes
Besides, speak it outloud as if you were Nadenu and it rhymes
Sorry hun, even *I'm* not that bad.
Unless I'm drunk!
when are you not? 
DSD wrote:
when are you not?
I'm not drunk when I'm at work!
just a little buzzed
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