Nobspeare wrote:
With caffeine coursing through New England veins
And infants at her feet and in her tum,
She posts and quests and rants and oft complains
Until her online presence has become
A touchstone for the ranters and the socks.
So as she posts her nonsense every day
Between shampoos and styling people's locks
Somehow she's reached the tally of 10K
In case your mind is asking 'who is she?'
Who else, you cUnt? It's our friend DSD
And infants at her feet and in her tum,
She posts and quests and rants and oft complains
Until her online presence has become
A touchstone for the ranters and the socks.
So as she posts her nonsense every day
Between shampoos and styling people's locks
Somehow she's reached the tally of 10K
In case your mind is asking 'who is she?'
Who else, you cUnt? It's our friend DSD
Thank you