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#1 Aug 21 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's time for another Alexandrine Sonnet from the e-Quill of the B4rD of t3h Assylum
Nobspeare wrote:
With caffeine coursing through New England veins
And infants at her feet and in her tum,
She posts and quests and rants and oft complains
Until her online presence has become
A touchstone for the ranters and the socks.
So as she posts her nonsense every day
Between shampoos and styling people's locks
Somehow she's reached the tally of 10K
In case your mind is asking 'who is she?'
Who else, you cUnt? It's our friend DSD


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#2 Aug 21 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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So when do we hear from teh "B4rD of t3h Assylum?"
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#3 Aug 21 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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you have way too much time on your hands.


I lub it Smiley: inlove
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#4 Aug 21 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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you have way too much time on your hands.


He works for the guberment doesn't he?
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#5 Aug 21 2006 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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I give it a 6.5/10. Not bad. Not up to snuff with a "Lymerick de la Taco" but hell, no one is perfect.
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#6 Aug 21 2006 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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boy with your last two posts I could have sworn I sensed the scent of jealousy. But you wouldnt feel that now would you Taco? Smiley: grin
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#7 Aug 21 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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I remember being impressed by the "The Joker" parody from many, many years back.
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#8 Aug 21 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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/jealous
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#9 Aug 21 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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There once was a woman called Flea
who used to live close to the sea
But falling in love
She packed up her trove
and shacked up with Joph happily


Im not good at these things, but its the thought that counts
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#10 Aug 21 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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There once was a girl named DSD
She made the boys squeal with glee
In her rapture she killed my toon
under Norraths shattered moon
All weep at the tragic tale of Bodhi.

Smiley: frown


Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 4:44pm EDT by bodhisattva
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#11 Aug 21 2006 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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There was a guy named Jophiel
Who folks would refer to as Jophiel
Some would say "Jophiel!"
And others would say "Jophiel?"
Then they'd say "I meant that guy, Jophiel."



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#12 Aug 21 2006 at 3:49 PM Rating: Good
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The poster in front
Is an cUnt


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#13 Aug 21 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
There was a cunt named Jophiel
Who folks would refer to as Jophiel
Some would say "Jophiel!"
And others would say "Jophiel?"
Then they'd say "I meant that cunt, Jophiel."
+More Me
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#14 Aug 21 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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there once was a poster named Nobby
who wrote funny poems as a hobby
while lovin the femmes
and gifting them gems
but DF's the girl riding his Bobby
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#15 Aug 21 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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My e-peen
is better green
why someone one would want to see it blue
I have no clue!
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#16 Aug 21 2006 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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bhodis the drama queen here
no one could ever come near
while he rants about blue,
girlfriend, and socks too,
We tune out his crocodile tears


Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 4:59pm EDT by DSD
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#17 Aug 21 2006 at 3:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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bhodis the drama queen here
no one could ever compare
Smiley: dubious
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#18 Aug 21 2006 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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shurrup. I said I wasnt good at these, it was the thought that counts


Besides, speak it outloud as if you were Nadenu and it rhymes

Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 5:02pm EDT by DSD
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#19 Aug 21 2006 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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there I fixed it
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#20 Aug 21 2006 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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I had forgotten about "The Joker"

By the way DSD, when one is ultimately superior, there is no jealousy by the way.
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#21 Aug 21 2006 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
/jealous
¿Cómo estar jalosa
de tal mariposa?
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#22 Aug 21 2006 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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By the way DSD, when one is ultimately superior, there is no jealousy by the way.


What a nice compliment to pay DSD.
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#23 Aug 21 2006 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Isnt he a doll?
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#24 Aug 21 2006 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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I hate Nadenue
Her posts stink like Poo
I mailed her sh*t in a box
I hope it gives her the pox
and that she ******* dies too

Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 5:09pm EDT by bodhisattva

Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 5:12pm EDT by bodhisattva
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#25 Aug 21 2006 at 4:12 PM Rating: Decent
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da DUM   da DUM   da DUM   da DUM   da DUM  
ca ***   ca ***   ca ***   ca ***   ca ***  
ba BUM   ba BUM   ba BUM   ba BUM   ba BUM  
ka KATIE ka KATIE ka KATIE ka KATIE ka KATIE


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#26 Aug 21 2006 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
there once was a poster named Nobby
who wrote funny poems as a hobby
while lovin the femmes
and gifting them gems
but DF's the girl riding his Bobby


Smiley: laugh Nice one DSD.

I've got nothin'.
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