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#27 Aug 21 2006 at 5:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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what would happen if a death row inmate decided to request a bald eagle and manatee burger for their last meal? would they just kill them anyways, or would they be able to say that until the species dropped off the endangered list, they couldn't exicute them?

Or would they just find him some dead roadkill and call it good?
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#28 Aug 21 2006 at 6:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
what would happen if a death row inmate decided to request a bald eagle and manatee burger for their last meal? would they just kill them anyways, or would they be able to say that until the species dropped off the endangered list, they couldn't exicute them?

Or would they just find him some dead roadkill and call it good?


You really really really really really need to get out more!!!!
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#29 Aug 21 2006 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Or would they just find him some dead roadkill and call it good?


As opposed to live roadkill?

Not only that but finding a manatee that was roadkill might be difficult.

It is a valid question though!
#30 Aug 21 2006 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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I think they would fry up a chicken and call it an eagle. I mean, everything tastes like chicken anyways
#31 Aug 21 2006 at 6:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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In the United States of America most states give the meal a day or two prior to execution, and use the euphemism "special meal". Alcohol or tobacco is usually denied. An unorthodox or unavailable request will be substituted. Some states place tight restrictions: all food must come from within the prison system in Texas and Maryland does not offer the condemned a special last meal.
There ya go.

Edit: Be nice if I could tell Maryland from Mass. before I make a DSD joke

Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 7:32pm EDT by Jophiel
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#32 Aug 21 2006 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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I dont think I would personally ask for an eagle sandwich though. In fact, Im pretty sure I would have other ideas on a last meal

edit to say if it makes you feel better, I missed the whole MD/MA thing myself. I just thought you were poking fun at me in general. You do it often enough I roll with the punches.


And the kicks, the stabbings, the hair pulling...

Edited, Aug 21st 2006 at 7:34pm EDT by DSD
#33 Aug 21 2006 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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And the kicks, the stabbings, the hair pulling...


And the pillow fights! Yup. That'll show 'em!
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#34 Aug 22 2006 at 3:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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My request would hands down be a Ruth's Chris filet.
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#35 Aug 22 2006 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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Media driven Bush administration distractionary stategy.

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#36 Aug 23 2006 at 8:46 PM Rating: Default
wow am i the only one that doesn't give a ***** about this story? find something productive to ***** about, moron.
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