The candles lit, our bellies full of Fritos and bourbon, we retire to the master suite. You blindfold me and buckle me into the harness. I flail uselessly at the air, because I'm blind and restrained, spinning like a windchime straight out of a snuff film. You bounce on all fours on the bed, making raccoon noises. Nobby pans the camera out, and we witness the glory of the Oklahoma sunrise.
Aaaand scene.
Random enough?
Edited, Aug 20th 2006 at 12:57am EDT by Barkingturtle