Double trouble!
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.
I'm starting to wonder about India. Isn't that where the guy who lost part of his skull was from too?
Zoiks.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Wouldn't some women be interested in two penes?
Well, they're attached to a guy from India too, so that ads about a negative 3 on the ***** scale. They treat their women like scum over there. it's a cultural thing.
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"What would you do if you had two penises?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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They treat their women like scum over there. it's a cultural thing.
Indeed the main religion in India is far more pro women than Christianity.
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Lawrence wrote:
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
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They treat their women like scum over there. it's a cultural thing.
Indeed the main religion in India is far more pro women than Christianity.
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All the ones I have interacted with certanly have at least. I think I'll go eat a steak.
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I wonder if India has any women born with two vaginas.
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the breaks
Some guys get all the pain
Some guys do nothing but complain
Thanks for nothing, Tare!
Edited, Aug 19th 2006 at 9:37pm EDT by Jophiel
Some guys have all the breaks
Some guys get all the pain
Some guys do nothing but complain
Thanks for nothing, Tare!
Edited, Aug 19th 2006 at 9:37pm EDT by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
This has to be a hoax. No guy born with two penises would say he wants to have one cut off so as to be normal. He would say I want to have them surgically combined into one big *****.
KriegsmaschineVondentoten wrote:
Lawrence wrote:
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had two penises I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with lots of cock.
FTFY
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Tare and I have surprisingly similar Google histories.
If I'm not mistaken, Indian men have, statistically, the largest weenie sizes in the world.
Being a completely straight male... I know nothing of this.
Being a completely straight male... I know nothing of this.
He just needs to find a girl into dp.
Remember when Homer Simpson dressed up in the backyard as Kirin, er wait o_0, that was Shiva I think or Vishnu (woot Avatar fight), and waved his eight arms, or was that an octupus, maybe six then, idk? But anywayer? Remember?
To wit,
That's why I can't quite leave.
Edited, Aug 20th 2006 at 3:51am EDT by MonxDoT
To wit,
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Tare and I have surprisingly similar Google histories.
That's why I can't quite leave.
Edited, Aug 20th 2006 at 3:51am EDT by MonxDoT
My cousin was born with this. His parents had the extra appendage removed immediately. Too bad, really. You would have to imagine the pubescent possibilities for ************ would be endless. *note: or he would have gone blind twice as fast and grown hair on the tops of his hands and not just the palms...
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My cousin was born with that.
Fixed. Sit Growlingbunny, Sit. Good boy.
MonxDoT wrote:
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My cousin was born with that.
Fixed. Sit Growlingbunny, Sit. Good boy.
Aww. Thank you, Sweetness.^^
Jophiel wrote:
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the breaks
Some guys get all the pain
Some guys do nothing but complain
Some guys have all the breaks
Some guys get all the pain
Some guys do nothing but complain
I did it to myself too.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
I did it to myself too.
Hell isn't real when the girl next to you says she loves you
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Rod Stewart has two cOcks?
Barkingturtle wrote:
Rod Stewart has two cOcks?
Only in my dreams!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Rod Stewart has two cOcks?
He's been rumoUred to be gay (yes Nobs the U is for you) so thus equalling two *****.
Rod Stewart's had a lot more than two.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Rod Stewart has two cOcks?
Double accidental erection.
Must've been hell in school...
Must've been hell in school...
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