We westerners lack a sense of DramaFollow

Whereas those among our Moslem Bredren who think the recipe for a celestial Gang-Bang involves Semtex and Virgin Atlantic (Oh the irony) make nice video tapes of their exploits. (Link is Safe for Work)



We've all seen them decked out in those snazzy Stargate jumsuits with the '80s Duran Al'Duran bandanas claiming their own special place at the right hand of Allah.

But what if westerners committed such plans to a neat 20 second Youtube farewell clip?


USA: "Theyam towel heyads wunno whut hiddum when me an mah shepard whoop dey asses"

French: "And ah shall brrring maaaaty wengeance on zem, just as soon as ah've finished zees sumptuous meal and maybe taken ze nap wiz ma secrrrretarrrrry and herrr seester"

Mexican: "Hol' on wan second. SO I connec' deees theeng into dees other th. BLAM!"

German: "I am only obeyink orders"


British: "Toodle Pip"



Not sure it would work. . .

Seconded.

http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/dictionary.htm

OK. Mo Bettah?

Added:



Edited, Aug 18th 2006 at 5:01pm EDT by Nobby

That was kind of a cross between Yosemite Sam and Goober from "The Andy Griffith Show". But, not too bad.

Not all rednecks live in the south, snookums.