John Karr and Michael Jackson always set their watches 10 mins slow?
They both like coming in a little behind.
/cue Tomatoes
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Have you ever tried a pizza bagel? It's great!
Do you like pizza?
Do you like bagels?
Then you gotta try one, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Have you ever tried a taco salad? It's great!
Do you like tacos?
Do you like salad?
Then you gotta try one, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Have you ever tried a chocolate martini? It's great!
Do you like chocolate?
Do you like martinis?
Then you gotta try one, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Have you ever tried peadophilia? It's great!
Do you like kids?
Do you like sex?
Then you gotta try it, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Do you like pizza?
Do you like bagels?
Then you gotta try one, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Have you ever tried a taco salad? It's great!
Do you like tacos?
Do you like salad?
Then you gotta try one, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Have you ever tried a chocolate martini? It's great!
Do you like chocolate?
Do you like martinis?
Then you gotta try one, you don't know what you are missing out on.
Have you ever tried peadophilia? It's great!
Do you like kids?
Do you like sex?
Then you gotta try it, you don't know what you are missing out on.
That made no sense whatsoever.
What do Micheal Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They Both *** in little cans....Ba da Bummm...
They Both *** in little cans....Ba da Bummm...
Sadly I think Psi was trying to do a realy bad Mel Brooks internet impersonation...Wow that just sounds bad...
jademage wrote:
Sadly I think Psi was trying to do a realy bad Mel Brooks internet impersonation...Wow that just sounds bad...
nah, it was some other comedian that I was ripping off. Alas, I forget the guys name.
What do Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?
40 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
What do Kaolian, John Karr and Michael Jackson have in common?
None of them can take a joke!
Badum-ching!
None of them can take a joke!
Badum-ching!
Why was Michael Jackson late for court?
He was blowing Bubbles.
Du-dumm chhhhh
He was blowing Bubbles.
Du-dumm chhhhh
I got the first post ;;)) <3.
Did you here Michael Jackson got food poisioning?
He ate a 10-year old weiner.
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my son.
He ate a 10-year old weiner.
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my son.
wakka wakka
...birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
...foo-ools fall in love?
Edited to add: Why do birds si-ing so ghey?
Edited, Aug 20th 2006 at 12:20pm EDT by Barkingturtle
Edited to add: Why do birds si-ing so ghey?
Edited, Aug 20th 2006 at 12:20pm EDT by Barkingturtle
Tare wrote:
...birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near...
Honestly, it's a sad testament as to the state of this place over the weekends when Tare lashes out in this way. Don't you motherfUckers see what you're doing to Tare?! Don't you care?!
You people, you know who you are, need to get out less.
I'm a shell of the person I was on Friday. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Clearly, you need someone to fill you over the weekend.
More likely she needs a babysitter, so she can have a break from running after the Tarelet.
Or do as my oldest does and hand the kid over to Mr. Tare. Then go shopping or to a movie for some time alone.
Or do as my oldest does and hand the kid over to Mr. Tare. Then go shopping or to a movie for some time alone.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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