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#1 Aug 18 2006 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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Mary, Mother of God, sighted in chocolate drippings


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Sweet Mary, mother of God?
Workers at candy company see form of Virgin Mary in chocolate


"For me, it was a sign," Cruz Jacinto says of finding the chocolate icon that matches her prayer card.


FOUNTAIN VALLEY, California (AP) -- Workers at a chocolate company have discovered a 2-inch-tall (5-centimeter-tall) column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to traditional depictions of the Virgin Mary.

Since the discovery of the drippings under a vat on Monday, employees of Bodega Chocolates have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.

"I was raised to believe in the Virgin Mary, but this still gives me the chills," company co-owner Martucci Angiano said as she balanced the dark brown figure in her hand during an interview Thursday. "Everyone should see this."

Kitchen worker Cruz Jacinto was the first to spot the lump of melted chocolate when she began her shift Monday cleaning up drippings that had accumulated under a large vat of dark chocolate.

Chocolate drippings usually harden in thin, flat strips on wax paper. But Jacinto said she froze when she noticed the unusual shape of this cast-off: It looked just like the Virgin Mary on the prayer card she always carries in her right pocket.

"When I come in, the first thing I do is look at the clock, but this time I didn't look at the clock. My eyes went directly to the chocolate," said Jacinto, wearing a hair net and apron as she paused from her work. "I thought, 'Am I the only one who can see this? I picked it up and I felt emotion just come over me. For me, it was a sign."

The chocolate, on display for most of the week in the front of the company gift shop, now rests in a plastic case in a back room and is brought out only for curious visitors.

The stack of hardened confection has a wide base and tapers gently toward a rounded top, giving the appearance of a female figure with her head tilted slightly to the right. The dark brown melting chocolate hardened into subtle layers that resemble the folds of a gown and a flowing veil.

A tiny white circle, about the size of a pencil eraser, sits in the upper center of the creation, just above a slight ridge that runs across it. Jacinto says the white speck is the head of the Baby Jesus as he is held in Mary's folded arms.

For Jacinto, the discovery came just in time. The single mother said she has struggled with personal problems for months and says she was about to lose her faith.

"I have big problems right now, personally, and lately I've been saying that God doesn't exist," she said, pulling the dog-eared prayer card out of her pocket. "This has given me renewed faith."

Angiano, who co-owns the 10-year-old company with her sister, has rubbed shoulders with plenty of stars in her job.

The gourmet boutique runs booths at all the big awards shows, including the Emmys, the Golden Globes, the Oscars, the Country Music Awards and the Latin Grammys. Pictures of Angiano with top celebrities -- and her chocolates -- line the office walls.

But this week's brush with the iconic image has left even Angiano star-struck.

"That's our Oscar right there," she said.



Id rather have a holy sighting with chocolate than water stains. Do you think this means God is insinuating that eating chocolate is a divine experience?
#2 Aug 18 2006 at 7:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Those darn Christians! They're nutty.
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#3 Aug 18 2006 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
I'd eat it.
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#4 Aug 18 2006 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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If god was a woman, **** would taste like chocolate.
#5 Aug 18 2006 at 8:16 AM Rating: Decent
DSD wrote:
Do you think this means God is insinuating that eating chocolate is a divine experience?
As much as Mary in the flesh would be considered an endorsement for cannibalism.

#6 Aug 18 2006 at 8:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Well Jebus doesnt seem to have an issue with cannibalism when he continually offers his flesh and blood to others.

Edited, Aug 18th 2006 at 9:23am EDT by DSD
#7 Aug 18 2006 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
Didn't some wacko recently try to sell burnt toast that resembled the Virgin Mary on Ebay?

#8 Aug 18 2006 at 8:46 AM Rating: Good
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I saw Ralph Maccio in a bowl of Oatmeal once...
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#9 Aug 18 2006 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Those darn Christians! They're nutty.
That would have happened in the next machine.
#10 Aug 18 2006 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
PsiChi the Flatulent wrote:
If god was a woman, **** would taste like chocolate.
Tell us Psichi, what does **** taste like?
#11 Aug 18 2006 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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And now we have...chocolate limbo!

A man was trapped in a vat of chocolate for two hours. Sounds like a fantasy - possibly mine.
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#12 Aug 18 2006 at 10:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
PsiChi the Flatulent wrote:
If god was a woman, **** would taste like chocolate.
Tell us Psichi, what does **** taste like?


Cotton Candy..

Or atleast that is what my repressed memories of my uncles visits tell me.
#13 Aug 18 2006 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
And now we have...chocolate limbo!

A man was trapped in a vat of chocolate for two hours. Sounds like a fantasy - possibly mine.
Make it 3 beautiful bi-sexual women and we'll talk.
#14 Aug 18 2006 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
And now we have...chocolate limbo!

A man was trapped in a vat of chocolate for two hours. Sounds like a fantasy - possibly mine.
How you doin'? I just might know a guy that knows a guy that might work for a little place in PA. Do you prefer milk, dark, or white?

It's a good thing he didn't die. Would have been a tragically comical obituary.
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