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Teen Actor Hayley Joel Osment facing jail time for .16 DUI
What is your favorite child star gone bad moment?
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Guy musta stolen that one right outta that kid in Home Alone's playbook. Next thing you know, Michael Jackson'll be groping his a$$ and giving him the Jesus juice to keep him off the wagon. Next stop: Dana Plato and River Phoenix's suicide recipes.
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He's too old for MJ by now
Do what now?
I dunno. He's still got that little boy look with that goofy a$$ed haircut and all. I bet if Mike squinted real hard and thought thoughts of young bhodis prancing around in their Underoos, he'd be able to perform.
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Debalic wrote:
What is your favorite child star gone bad moment?
Would it be too topical to nominate JonBenet?
I mean, she performed on televison enough, albeit postumously, to qualify as a child star, and according to the man arrested yesterday her death was an accident. I take that as an implication that she was apparently complicit in the deviant asphixiation scenario which just went a little too far.
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, you're tired of this story? A bit of JonBenet fatigue? Gotcha, I should have seen how this suggestion could do nothing but bog down an already over-saturated media consumer base. My apologies for being so thoughtless.
Add some poppers and a donkey punch or two and I hear that can be a mind blowing Big O, Turtle. I hear JonB was a little precocious...
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Couple of interesting things I picked up from the story.
1. Aren't Saturns supposed to be some of the safest cars around? I mean minor injuries and all withstanding. But the car flipped? I'd like to see some pics of the slope that mailbox is on.
2. Is this another child actor that got fucked over by his parents? I mean a '95 Saturn for christsakes. I think he could do better.
3. Where's the outrage from the studio? Shouldn't they dump his *** or something?
4. At the least, they should rack his *** on some federal charges for the destroying the mailbox thing.
Anyways, the guy's fugly and it's a shame he wasn't seriously injured. That'll teach the fuckwad not to mess with mailboxes.
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Authorities said Osment was driving home alone about 1 a.m. when his 1995 Saturn hit a mailbox and flipped over.
1. Aren't Saturns supposed to be some of the safest cars around? I mean minor injuries and all withstanding. But the car flipped? I'd like to see some pics of the slope that mailbox is on.
2. Is this another child actor that got fucked over by his parents? I mean a '95 Saturn for christsakes. I think he could do better.
3. Where's the outrage from the studio? Shouldn't they dump his *** or something?
4. At the least, they should rack his *** on some federal charges for the destroying the mailbox thing.
Anyways, the guy's fugly and it's a shame he wasn't seriously injured. That'll teach the fuckwad not to mess with mailboxes.
you can have the safest car in the world, but if you start driving it like a drunkard on happy pills chasing rainbows and butterflys at a dangerous speed, any car can flip.
For those of you unfamiliar with the drink, a blood alcohal level of .15 borders on functionally retarded.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
For those of you unfamiliar with the drink, a blood alcohal level of .15 borders on functionally retarded.
He saw dead people... How far from functionally retarded was he to begin with?
Omegavegeta wrote:
For those of you unfamiliar with the drink, a blood alcohal level of .15 borders on functionally retarded.
Well look at the kid. As skinny as he is it probably took him 4 beers to get to that point. Light beers at that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
It's not a news story until there are racial slurs involved. Did he disparage the Jews at least?
Debalic wrote:
What is your favorite child star gone bad moment?
My favorite moment has to be when Leif Garret, looking nothing like the pretty boy child star he used to be, met with the "friend" he put in a wheelchair on VH1. Oh such a touching moment.
My nomination for the show with the most ****** up child star cast members has to be the kids from Different Strokes. Lets see: Dano Plato...dead, Todd Bridges...Coke Head, Gary Coleman...security guard.
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For those of you unfamiliar with the drink, a blood alcohal level of .15 borders on functionally retarded.
A link to a website that will calculate your blood alcohol level
At 190 lbs, 6 beers in a two hour period would put me over the leagl limit of .08 in MA.
At 190 lbs, 6 beers in a two hour period would put me over the leagl limit of .08 in MA.
When I got my DUI a few years back I was at .249. When I was thrown in detox as a juvenlie it was .429. I quit drinking back in March, finally.
Barkingturtle wrote:
When I got my DUI a few years back I was at .249. When I was thrown in detox as a juvenlie it was .429. I quit drinking back in March, finally.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
When I got my DUI a few years back I was at .249. When I was thrown in detox as a juvenlie it was .429. I quit drinking back in March, finally.
Its funny cause I thought you meant BT was addicted to cock.
Christ, now I have to listen to another child star cry about how it's hard not to be cute anymore.
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Barkingturtle wrote:
When I got my DUI a few years back I was at .249. When I was thrown in detox as a juvenlie it was .429. I quit drinking back in March, finally.
I actually woke up exhausted with myself one day and just quit everything. Threw away the paraphenlia, swore off the coke. I've gained twenty pounds and save about four to five hundred dollars a week. Also, my family actually invites me to get togethers again.
They key to it all was sticking it in her butt.
People have died with BAL as low as .35... Although, most people will die somewhere between .4 and .5.
I actually have a brethalizer. One time, me and some friends tried to see how high we could push it (it seemed like a good idea at the time!)
I couldn't break .2 drinking beer. My body simply couldn't fit more beer into it. My buddy, who outweighs me by about 60lbs, won that one with a BAL of .23
Drinking liquor, I got up to .22 before lurching. Same buddy says he broke .3, but I wouldn't know. I had passed out already...
I actually have a brethalizer. One time, me and some friends tried to see how high we could push it (it seemed like a good idea at the time!)
I couldn't break .2 drinking beer. My body simply couldn't fit more beer into it. My buddy, who outweighs me by about 60lbs, won that one with a BAL of .23
Drinking liquor, I got up to .22 before lurching. Same buddy says he broke .3, but I wouldn't know. I had passed out already...
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
"When I got my DUI a few years back I was at .249. When I was thrown in detox as a juvenlie it was .429. I quit drinking back in March, finally." --Turtle
If only you had swallowed the .357 we wouldn't have to listen to your ****.
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If only you had swallowed the .357 we wouldn't have to listen to your ****.
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I like my suicide to be a gradual thing, thank you very much. It also is preferable if there are hookers involved.
Just pull the trigger very very slooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly.
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Of the hookers could have the hiv. That's a slow death, too.
Debalic wrote:
What is your favorite child star gone bad moment?
Edward Furlong trying to steal a boat. Or maybe when he decided to date Nicky Hilton. That's a toss up.
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