In efforts to streamline my typing and cut down on time spent correcting errors, the word "to" will now be spelled "ot". I am accepting additional words and alternatives in case anyone wants ot join my petition.
And yes...waht is on my list.
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Don't forget teh and nad. Those are my favorites.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
"form" instead of "from."
There are so many ways to improve/simplify English spellings:
Quote:
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter 'c' would be dropped
to be replased either by 'k' or 's', and likewise 'x' would no longer
be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which 'c' would be retained
would be the 'ch' formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2
might reform 'w' spelling, so that 'which' and 'one' would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish 'y' replasing it with
'i' and Iear 4 might fiks the 'g/j' anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x' -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais 'ch', 'sh', and 'th' rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
to be replased either by 'k' or 's', and likewise 'x' would no longer
be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which 'c' would be retained
would be the 'ch' formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2
might reform 'w' spelling, so that 'which' and 'one' would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish 'y' replasing it with
'i' and Iear 4 might fiks the 'g/j' anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x' -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais 'ch', 'sh', and 'th' rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
I don't think that words that already exist count, although I'll be sure ot add that option in my petition.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
In efforts to streamline my typing and cut down on time spent correcting errors, the word "to" will now be spelled "ot". I am accepting additional words and alternatives in case anyone wants ot join my petition.
And yes...waht is on my list.
And yes...waht is on my list.
Read what Smash writes. That should get you a lot of words to add.
I always type episode as epsidoe or epsiode, I usually catch it immediately though.
Edited, Aug 16th 2006 at 7:30pm EDT by trickybeck
dont forget waht
On a related note, when I was in 7th grade, I represented my school in the county spelling bee. I was one of the finalists and glibly spelled my way through words such mimosaceous and ptarmigan, only to be eliminated with the word "Yippee."
One of the few words I don't catch is account; transposing the second c and the o tends to either invoke swear filters or **** off females.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
On a related note, when I was in 7th grade, I represented my school in the county spelling bee. I was one of the finalists and glibly spelled my way through words such mimosaceous and ptarmigan, only to be eliminated with the word "Yippee."
Same story except I misspelled oxidation. Dumb little fUck.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
On a related note, when I was in 7th grade, I represented my school in the county spelling bee. I was one of the finalists and glibly spelled my way through words such mimosaceous and ptarmigan, only to be eliminated with the word "Yippee."
Same story except I misspelled oxidation. Dumb little fUck.
Same again, except mine was prairie. And I lived on a damn prairie.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
This thread smells like failure and self-loathing.
Hmm, on second thought, maybe I should open a window.
Hmm, on second thought, maybe I should open a window.
I never learned to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Barkingturtle wrote:
This thread smells like failure and self-loathing.
Sorry, that would be me.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
cnut
I win!
I win!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
those al lo0k spellded corecxtly ot mee. what's teh problem?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
those al lo0k spellded corecxtly ot mee. what's teh problem?
Know! Ewe arr! Duofus!
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Lebonon!
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Fone and selfone.
For gamespeak I feel it would save alot of time if omgzwtfunoob were simply changed to whitemedic.
For gamespeak I feel it would save alot of time if omgzwtfunoob were simply changed to whitemedic.
4 for four, and for
You can also use it in 4um and other such places. Htree letters saved!
I always mistype execute, which really buggers up these pages. "Cannot find method exeucte", much h8 for that line.
h8, there's another!
You can also use it in 4um and other such places. Htree letters saved!
I always mistype execute, which really buggers up these pages. "Cannot find method exeucte", much h8 for that line.
h8, there's another!
constantly typing "becasue" instead of because.
This one time, I came so hard it hit the ceiling.
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