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You actually use that thing properly, I hope?
Oh yeah, I use it properly alright. I find the giant knobbly tyres useful for negotiating speed bumps in the car-park at the mall. And the big fu
ck-off bull-bars on the front of it are extremely good at protecting the paintwork when punting pedestrians out of the way at crossing points.
And 'cos its a got a huge diesel engine that I've
never had seviced, its useful as a smoke generator to discourage people tailgating me, while I drive along at 80kph in the 'fast' lane, while rolling a joint, drinking beer and steering with my knees, all the time looking over my shoulder into the back where Algernon and Sophie (my fat offspring) are happily showing me the models of a spaceport that they made out of bog-rolls and tissue paper, while attending the $20,000 dollar a term private school I send them to.
Ahhh....modern motoring. I love it.
It seems to me that the people who slag off 4x4's are the same people who drive
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a relatively fuel efficient car
(read shit box), mostly cos they cant afford to drive a proper car. mmmm...choice 1. Hoda Civic. Choice 2. Great Big Knobbly Tyres! Choice 2 please!
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