Nadenu wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
That's what I was wondering.
Only when I've been playing with L'Oreal, which I've not done in a while.
That's okay, honey. We know you're a blonde at heart.
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Nadenu's a redhead? I always thought 'blonde'.
Only when I've been playing with L'Oreal, which I've not done in a while.
That's okay, honey. We know you're a blonde at heart.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Redheads are creepy. Too pale. I know everyone has a spleen, but I don't want to see it en coitus.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Redheads are creepy. Too pale. I know everyone has a spleen, but I don't want to see it en coitus.
You make my heart go pitter-patter.
or is that my spleen?
Nadenu wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Redheads are creepy. Too pale. I know everyone has a spleen, but I don't want to see it en coitus.
You make my heart go pitter-patter.
or is that my spleen?
Dunno we are still trying to figure out if its your liver or your ****** that sounds like an 83 Camaro in need of a new engine and muffler.
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bodhisattva wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Redheads are creepy. Too pale. I know everyone has a spleen, but I don't want to see it en coitus.
You make my heart go pitter-patter.
or is that my spleen?
Dunno we are still trying to figure out if its your liver or your ****** that sounds like an 83 Camaro in need of a new engine and muffler.
You should take another break. You've really lost what little touch you had.
You heartless c'unt.
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