Claiming to be better than one person in specific is beneath me. It easily takes half a dozen of you humps to form my equal.
Oh, and I had not heard the term "hobo" in a while. Nice.
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Please tell me the '3' was a typo.
Since when did they pay six figures for Hairdressing?
Since when did they pay six figures for Hairdressing?
I have seen your pics. I will not be taking style advice from you anytime soon.
Patrician wrote:
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Please tell me the '3' was a typo.
Since when did they pay six figures for Hairdressing?
Since when did they pay six figures for Hairdressing?
I have seen your pics. I will not be taking style advice from you anytime soon.
Sayeth the wearer of a monkey thong.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Sayeth the wearer of a monkey thong
A good point, but I wouldn't wear it on the London Eye.
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Sayeth the wearer of a monkey thong
A good point, but I wouldn't wear it on the London Eye.
Seriously mate. Why an A3?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
1) I don't have a driving license
2) Passing a test is easier in a relatively small car, and not too powerful
3) Relatively small cars are de rigeur in London
Therefore hatchback is best choice for me at this moment in time. I like 3 hatchbacks - Golfs, BMW 1 Series and Audi A3 Sportbacks (5 dr version).
The best Golf is the GTI, but too powerful for a learner imo. I find the rest of the range a bit average in all respects. So a toss-up between the Beamer and the Audi. I happen to prefer the Audi, and the one I bought looks suitably manly (deep black, good alloys), and has a 2.0 litre engine.
When I have a license and enough driving experience, I might consider a Porsche Caymen or 911. For now, I think the examiner might think of me as a complete **** if I rocked up for my test in a Porka.
2) Passing a test is easier in a relatively small car, and not too powerful
3) Relatively small cars are de rigeur in London
Therefore hatchback is best choice for me at this moment in time. I like 3 hatchbacks - Golfs, BMW 1 Series and Audi A3 Sportbacks (5 dr version).
The best Golf is the GTI, but too powerful for a learner imo. I find the rest of the range a bit average in all respects. So a toss-up between the Beamer and the Audi. I happen to prefer the Audi, and the one I bought looks suitably manly (deep black, good alloys), and has a 2.0 litre engine.
When I have a license and enough driving experience, I might consider a Porsche Caymen or 911. For now, I think the examiner might think of me as a complete **** if I rocked up for my test in a Porka.
You could put a **** in a Lamborghini or a Ford F150 and he will still look like a ****.
For all it matters, you coulda picked a Yugo.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 10:19am EDT by Tacosid
For all it matters, you coulda picked a Yugo.
Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 10:19am EDT by Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
Everyone knows the GOOD UK drivers all drive Minis.
Doesn't anyone watch movies anymore??
The Italian Job FTW!
Doesn't anyone watch movies anymore??
The Italian Job FTW!
Patrician wrote:
1) I don't have a driving license
2) Passing a test is easier in a relatively small car, and not too powerful
3) Relatively small cars are de rigeur in London
Therefore hatchback is best choice for me at this moment in time. I like 3 hatchbacks - Golfs, BMW 1 Series and Audi A3 Sportbacks (5 dr version).
The best Golf is the GTI, but too powerful for a learner imo. I find the rest of the range a bit average in all respects. So a toss-up between the Beamer and the Audi. I happen to prefer the Audi, and the one I bought looks suitably manly (deep black, good alloys), and has a 2.0 litre engine.
When I have a license and enough driving experience, I might consider a Porsche Caymen or 911. For now, I think the examiner might think of me as a complete **** if I rocked up for my test in a Porka.
2) Passing a test is easier in a relatively small car, and not too powerful
3) Relatively small cars are de rigeur in London
Therefore hatchback is best choice for me at this moment in time. I like 3 hatchbacks - Golfs, BMW 1 Series and Audi A3 Sportbacks (5 dr version).
The best Golf is the GTI, but too powerful for a learner imo. I find the rest of the range a bit average in all respects. So a toss-up between the Beamer and the Audi. I happen to prefer the Audi, and the one I bought looks suitably manly (deep black, good alloys), and has a 2.0 litre engine.
When I have a license and enough driving experience, I might consider a Porsche Caymen or 911. For now, I think the examiner might think of me as a complete **** if I rocked up for my test in a Porka.
Beemer 1 series. Not quite as ghey as an A3, but close.
Golf - acceptable, providing you have a sticker in the back saying "My other car is an A3". You know the throttle pedal isn't a switch doncha? The GTI is maneuverable, economical at low revs, and would be ideal.
If you tell me you went for the manual gearbox in the Sassoon-mobile, you might redeem yourself a tad.
Just an observation that Audi A3's have the "Boyzone's Greatest Hits" CD and a car park pass to G.A.Y. included as standard. You knew that, right?
But gratz on the paywad ya capitalist Brummie sell-out.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Manual 6-speed.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
My first car was a 1979 Ford Mustang. Really not a bad car. Got it in 1991.
Of course, I could look good cruising town in a Chevette or a 1984 tan VW Rabbit. When you have the tools, the accessories don't mean as much.
Of course, I could look good cruising town in a Chevette or a 1984 tan VW Rabbit. When you have the tools, the accessories don't mean as much.
I voted for the other guy.
Patrician wrote:
Manual 6-speed.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
I defer to my learned friend.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Patrician wrote:
Manual 6-speed.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
1981 Ford Mustang
Piece o' ****.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Patrician wrote:
Manual 6-speed.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
Come on then, lets all of have a laugh at your first car.
I started out with a 1981 GMC Vandura cargo van. Oh the fun times!
Edited, Aug 22nd 2006 at 1:08pm EDT by Elderon
My first car was a 1972 MG Midget. FUcking sweet little ride. I bought it for four-hundred dollars the summer before I turned fifteen with proceeds earned from the first job I ever had: washing balls at the batting cage. Spent the winter restoring it to at least semi-decent standards. I learned to drive in this car, although I can't remember if it was a four or five speed, but I do remember that one day while cruising down the main drag here in town, with my father in the car since I still only had a permit, the shifter just slid right out and after I got it home I never drove it again. Which is okay, because the insurance company said they would never insure it for a sixteen year-old male, anyway.
Now make fun of my first job.
Now make fun of my first job.
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Now make fun of my first job.
Just please tell me you had to lick them clean.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Now make fun of my first job.
Just please tell me you had to lick them clean.
Haven't found a better way to remove peanut butter to this day.
An '88 Chevette purchased for $700 after I cashed in a bunch of savings bonds my gradfather had given me for every birthday.
It was christened "Cocoa Beware," and it was a total piece of crap. But it was MY piece of crap, by god!
It was christened "Cocoa Beware," and it was a total piece of crap. But it was MY piece of crap, by god!
****, if more than half the people who hang around here stopped posting, they just might (emphasis on the operative word "might") get laid for the first time in their miserable lives.
Nahhh, you guys couldn't get laid if you crawled up inside a chicken's a$$.
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Nahhh, you guys couldn't get laid if you crawled up inside a chicken's a$$.
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In my defense, posting here has dramatically increased the frequency in which I get laid.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah, but the exception makes the rule, FleaJo2.
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Totem wrote:
Yeah, but the exception makes the rule, FleaJo2.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Well, we don't actually know that you're tappin' that 'tang, Nobs. At this point all we have is rumor, innuendo, and grimace producing conjecture. After all, there are things in this life too horrible to contemplate.
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