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Food poisoning sucksFollow
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Aww, yes it does. =(
Poor Twizzy.
Poor Twizzy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
sitting on the pot with a bucket in your hands yet?
The closest I've come to food poisoning lately were the monstrous undercooked jalapeno-burgers my roommate made the other day. I went with my girlfriend to her mom's last night and spent the last half hour violating the bathroom. 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Baby has a tummy ache. Ahhhh. You big pussy, if you can post about it, it's not food poisoning. Food poisoning means you are spewing out both ends and wont leave the bathroom for fear of uncontrollable eruptions.
Now go take some pepto and cry to someone who cares.
Edit: Fucking swear filter. Who ever heard of pussy as a bad thing?
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 5:17pm EDT by GitSlayer
Now go take some pepto and cry to someone who cares.
Edit: Fucking swear filter. Who ever heard of pussy as a bad thing?
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 5:17pm EDT by GitSlayer
Quote:
Who ever heard of pussy as a bad thing?
Elton John, George Michael, Boy George...
Sure it's not alcohol poisoning? 
All kidding aside, hope you feel better soon.
Heaving when nothing's coming up or pushing when nothing's coming out is the worse feeling.
All kidding aside, hope you feel better soon.
Heaving when nothing's coming up or pushing when nothing's coming out is the worse feeling. I've had food poisoning three times. The first time was the only time I've ever been so sick that I would have actually thanked someone to kill me. You are posting and therefore not that sick, but I still wish you well soon!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I had really bad food poisoning when I was in Scotland, I had a Calzone at an Italian restaurant, in Scotland sure, and that night it reassembled in my stomach and came out whole through my ***!
Nothing like having to have your mouth over the sink while your on the bog as everything you have ever eaten tries to come out of your body.
Nothing like having to have your mouth over the sink while your on the bog as everything you have ever eaten tries to come out of your body.
GitSlayer wrote:
Baby has a tummy ache. Ahhhh. You big pussy, if you can post about it, it's not food poisoning. Food poisoning means you are spewing out both ends and wont leave the bathroom for fear of uncontrollable eruptions.
Now go take some pepto and cry to someone who cares.
Edit: Fucking swear filter. Who ever heard of pussy as a bad thing?
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 5:17pm EDT by GitSlayer
Now go take some pepto and cry to someone who cares.
Edit: Fucking swear filter. Who ever heard of pussy as a bad thing?
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 5:17pm EDT by GitSlayer
Been there, done that. Nasty stuff.
Wireless laptop, post from toilet between puke sessions?
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