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F'ucking awesome story Joph, cool beans!
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Kween Darqflame wrote:
Let's agree they are tied for first place, oh and when Nobby speaks French
Now Flea, I need lessons, I just can't keep up with him!
Lessons for the French language or for French kissing? Wait, don't answer, Nexa's going to be screaming TMI TMI TMI!
bodhisattva wrote:
I had a phone stalker, just heavy breathing. I started answering the phone with "Hello Pizza Hut", threw him off and the calls stopped shortly there after.
Yeah, throwing Elderon off your trail with the lure of pizza is classic.
Nice work.
bodhisattva wrote:
I had a phone stalker, just heavy breathing. I started answering the phone with "Hello Pizza Hut", threw him off and the calls stopped shortly there after.
I once had a similar problem. I picked up the phone once and all I heard was heavy breathing, so I hung up. Two seconds later, the phone wrong again and I heard the same heavy breathing. I said,"Listen you little F'in pervert, can't you find something better to do." Turns out it was my neighbor, she was having an asthma attack...
shadomen the Brilliant wrote:
I once had a similar problem. I picked up the phone once and all I heard was heavy breathing, so I hung up. Two seconds later, the phone wrong again and I heard the same heavy breathing. I said,"Listen you little F'in pervert, can't you find something better to do." Turns out it was my neighbor, she was having an asthma attack...
Did you hit it?
It may sound like just some stupid kid, but these thing often escalate. The fact that he has contacted other women means that he at least knows where you work.
Berkeley PD has some info on stalkers and link to organizations that can provide more info.
Hope its just soem stupid kid, but I would check with the others who have gotten calls. If any of you start getting unexpected packages it may be more serious.
Berkeley PD has some info on stalkers and link to organizations that can provide more info.
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Tell the stalker "no" – once and only once – and never give the satisfaction of a reaction. The more you respond, the more the stalker will think his/her actions will get a response.
Have a witness with you if possible. Tell the stalker in no uncertain terms and don’t waste your energy trying to be polite. If you convey anything other than "NO WAY," the stalker will assume you mean, "keep trying."
Have a witness with you if possible. Tell the stalker in no uncertain terms and don’t waste your energy trying to be polite. If you convey anything other than "NO WAY," the stalker will assume you mean, "keep trying."
Hope its just soem stupid kid, but I would check with the others who have gotten calls. If any of you start getting unexpected packages it may be more serious.
Barkingturtle wrote:
shadomen the Brilliant wrote:
I once had a similar problem. I picked up the phone once and all I heard was heavy breathing, so I hung up. Two seconds later, the phone wrong again and I heard the same heavy breathing. I said,"Listen you little F'in pervert, can't you find something better to do." Turns out it was my neighbor, she was having an asthma attack...
Did you hit it?
She was old, like 50 or so, had two kids my age, and a prune face from years of smoking. So, yes, I would hit it...
Awesome. I bet her skin feels like recycled paper and you can see her heart beat through her back.
I LOL'ed.
BloodwolfeX wrote:
If any of you start getting unexpected packages it may be more serious.
I LOL'ed.
you could always get into the phone sex and then slip something like
"I slowly unzip my fly and rub my giant ******* back and forth while you whisper sweet nothings in my ear." Or "When you call me, call my real name.... Stanley... it makes me rock hard, baby"
It might make him take a step back and rethink calling you. And Ill place $5 you cant do it with a straight face.
"I slowly unzip my fly and rub my giant ******* back and forth while you whisper sweet nothings in my ear." Or "When you call me, call my real name.... Stanley... it makes me rock hard, baby"
It might make him take a step back and rethink calling you. And Ill place $5 you cant do it with a straight face.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Well, security just came in ... they can't do anything about him blocking his calls with caller ID's *67, so they advised me to simply hang up and eventually he'd get bored.
Not exactly the brightest security people around. Contact your phone company (or your work's phone company as the case may be), they can identify the source of the call even if he has caller ID blocked. State laws vary, and you might have to file a police complaint, but they should be able to block his calls.
shadomen the Brilliant wrote:
Talk back to him real dirty. Make it like you are a evil S & M mistress.
When he tells you he wants to touch your nubs....say something like, "I told you to keep your mouth shut slave, now I am breaking out the **** beads for punishment."
That will scare him away
When he tells you he wants to touch your nubs....say something like, "I told you to keep your mouth shut slave, now I am breaking out the **** beads for punishment."
That will scare him away
You sure? Something like that might be a turn-on, then she'd be getting multiple calls a day, and from different dudes!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I tend to put people like your caller on hold and walk away.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Kakar wrote:
shadomen the Brilliant wrote:
Talk back to him real dirty. Make it like you are a evil S & M mistress.
When he tells you he wants to touch your nubs....say something like, "I told you to keep your mouth shut slave, now I am breaking out the **** beads for punishment."
That will scare him away
When he tells you he wants to touch your nubs....say something like, "I told you to keep your mouth shut slave, now I am breaking out the **** beads for punishment."
That will scare him away
You sure? Something like that might be a turn-on, then she'd be getting multiple calls a day, and from different dudes!
Could this be an additional source of revenue?
Hot phone-sex only $5.99 a minute
If a formal complaint is filed with PD, even a *67 won't keep him safe. If it is a recurring problem with your office, their continued lack of action could constitute a hostile work environment. If it bugs you, you can force action. Otherwise, you're a sick, twisted freak who gets kicks from strangers telling you they want to lick you and you should give us all your number and come to grips with your kink.
What type of phone system is your company using? I can probably PM you instructions on how your IT people can access the phone logs if they don't already know how.
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Tell him you're a huge rowing crew fan and will only engage in phone sex with a man who will first demonstrate his willingness to sodomize himself with the wide end of an oar.
You could always meet him at a hotel out in the middle of the nowhere holding an AR-15. Silencers are hard to find for the things since you need to find an upper assembly from the sixties but worth every penny.
The world could use a few less creeps, it makes all the attractive women nuttier than squirrel poo. Whatever you end up doing, I hope you nail the *******. There's a guy at my girlfriends work who is kinda creeping her out. Like, programmer from Grandmas Boy creepy.
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 10:20pm EDT by Lefein
The world could use a few less creeps, it makes all the attractive women nuttier than squirrel poo. Whatever you end up doing, I hope you nail the *******. There's a guy at my girlfriends work who is kinda creeping her out. Like, programmer from Grandmas Boy creepy.
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 10:20pm EDT by Lefein
Samira wrote:
I tend to put people like your caller on hold and walk away.
Damn, that's what I was going to suggest.
Go all little John on him and just repeat"hWhat?" to everything he says and every now and then throw in an "Okay". Start talking about how you like the weed and see how long you can keep the guy on the line.
Or just act like it is someone you now, like Aunt Mabel and start having a conversation with them. Though I am not sure if there are many Peruvians called Mabel??
Or just act like it is someone you now, like Aunt Mabel and start having a conversation with them. Though I am not sure if there are many Peruvians called Mabel??
$100 says it's Joph.
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