Pointless stalkingFollow

Can't you get your own phone with caller ID on it and install it at your desk?

Want me to come out there and wrassle him? Or you? Or somebody. Cause I will.

I have a feeling this kid isn't a threat. Call me optimistic, but someone who gets his jollies out of calling complete strangers to tell them he wants to suck their ******* probably isn't doing too well with his social skills.

Bingo. Remember in jr high when kids used to pick on other kids? I only picked on the ones who gave me the best reactions, the ones who played dead were boring.

Play along with it for awhile and then bust out some nasty bestiality stuff or ask if you can fUck him.

Well, security just came in and told me that this guy has been harassing several female staffers for the last four months. While I am a little miffed that I am not a special flower with my very own stalker allure, I am glad that other women reported it and that at least it's a concern of which security has been made aware. That said, they can't do anything about him blocking his calls with caller ID's *67, so they advised me to simply hang up and eventually he'd get bored.

I still can't fight the urge to tell him his phonesex sucks, though. It's the mischievous side of me.

Just tell him that if his phone sex attempts to you are any kind of clue, he must suck in bed, and he needs to ask his hand what he's doing wrong.

Edit: On second thought, I like Shado's idea better. Get a recording of a whip cracking to play in the background too.

Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 11:48am EDT by Thumbelyna

Insult to him AND compliment to you! I can see the appeal.

You know you're curious.

Tell him you will meet him, and send Jophiel in a wig. That way either he will never call again, or Jophiel gets to feel pretty.

PM me.

I thought that there was some other * code that would block *67ed calls from coming in. Think it might be *57 but I'd have to call the operator to find out for sure. If he's able to call you directly, without having to go through a push button menu, that *67 blocker might help.

I'll take a shot in the dark and say that this has probably already been suggested long long ago. But if not, it's something to look into.

Did I ever tell you about the time I had this one chick stalking me but then I was going to sleep with her but then I didn't and told her she did nothing for me and then she was sad and stopped stalking me?

That rocked.