Windows movie maker, help please.Follow

My inquiries, necessarily hasty and perfunctory as I type this post to meet a deadline, have elicited a wealth of information about Windows Movie Maker. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, Windows Movie Maker may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider it to be a weapon of mass destruction itself. If it weren't for rotten maniacs, Windows Movie Maker would have no friends. By the bye, if I were to compile a list of Windows Movie Maker's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that Windows Movie Maker has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that going through the motions of working is the same as working. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." Many people think of Windows Movie Maker's heartless, boisterous jokes as a joke, as something only half-serious. In fact, they're deadly serious. They're the tool by which loud, contemptible devotees of conspiracy theories will start wars, ruin the environment, invent diseases, and routinely do a hundred other things that kill people by next weekend. A second all-too-serious item is that Windows Movie Maker has been known to "prove" statistically that its debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research. As you might have suspected, its proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Windows Movie Maker's "proof" demonstrates only that it's like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of factionalism and you'll see a bookish wisenheimer hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of allotheism in a rabid, coldhearted attempt to push all of us to the brink of insanity. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that Windows Movie Maker likes to imply that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. This is what its half-measures amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of superstitious drivel devised by its cheerleaders and mindlessly multiplied by disgusting schmoes.

Windows Movie Maker has garnered enough support to glorify uneducated, wrongheaded franions but not enough support to transform our whole society to suit its own froward, whiney interests. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why the really interesting thing about all this is not that it's not fair for it to pit race against race, religion against religion, and country against country. The interesting thing is that it drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes Windows Movie Maker sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that it has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but Windows Movie Maker says it's going to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly stolid ways to scrawl pro-antiheroism graffiti over everything as soon as our backs are turned. Good old Windows Movie Maker. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how rancorous they sound.

Some irritable bozos have raised objections to my dissertations, but their objections are all politically motivated. Windows Movie Maker twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. Windows Movie Maker unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to fleece us. And that's it. I like to throw darts at Windows Movie Maker's logo.

Kiss my big black a$$ and call my bunghole a choclate covered doughnut, Carrottop. Don't be posting stupid **** like that in here. We don't give two bloody bhodi farts about your computer problems. Even if I were so inclined to generously offer my help, I'd demand as payment for services rendered streaming video of you flossing your teeth with a double barreled shotty with the sear pin shaved down. In fact, seeing a movie of you and your guildies going down on twins named Empyre (who knew he had an identical brother?!?) just illustrates how depraved you really are. We don't want to hear about your personal problems. So STFU and get off this forum.

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what FPS did you have fraps set at? That can make a difference. I tend to keep mine at 50 FPS