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Here is a little story for you Toutem, takes place the summer after I graduated highschool.
I had just been through a rather messy and painful break up with the highschool sweet heart and the last thing on my mind was getting a piece, however the fact that I wasn't trying to get laid attracted every girl within a mile of me for some reason. Of course I accepted the occasional sympathy hummer, what guy wouldn't, but I never got into anything serious.
Around that time I was working in a greasy spoon slinging hashbrowns and poached eggs. It was a small place with only one cook on and one waitress so you got to know the server you worked with. I happened to be paired with a slightly plump girl 3 years older than me, the kind that would be pretty if they lost 5 or 10 pounds, you know the type Tot3m, you're married to one.
Anywho over the course of the summer she developed a crush on me that led to something less sane. I saw it start, I did my best to dissuade it. She seemed like a nice enough girl afterall and I did have to work with her. Nothing I could do would shake her off, it was more than her being fat and me smelling like food from cooking all day, she was hawt for me and or at least her image of what I was.
The more I tried to distance myself the more she became a bunny boiler, calling my place, following me to my favorite watering holes and even threatening to assault a girl I flirted with. It was getting out of hand. One day while working a slow shift she approached me while I was in the walk in cooler and quite forcefully looked me in the eye and said "bhodi I want to have sex with you", I declined. She asked again and again and again and again all throughout the shift and throughout the week. Finally one day I snapped and agreed.
So that day after work we hopped into her car and headed back to my place an proceeded to fool around. As you know I am a braggart so I won't feel ashamed in mentioning that I was doing some things that even the most hardened street hooker would be ashamed of to this girl. Absolutely filthy, ungodly things. Well, to use the vernacular, as we were rounding third and heading home I all of a sudden got up and started putting on my pants. She asked what I was doing to which I replied "Sorry babes you're not doing anything for me. Time to go".
The shocked/hurt look on her face as I rushed her out the door was almost enough to make even me feel bad, almost. Well I left the job not soon after and my stalker problems ended there.
So I guess what I have been getting at all along is; can we skip the foreplay this time or do you want to get railed first before I break your heart Cap'n?
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 3:42am EDT by bodhisattva
I had just been through a rather messy and painful break up with the highschool sweet heart and the last thing on my mind was getting a piece, however the fact that I wasn't trying to get laid attracted every girl within a mile of me for some reason. Of course I accepted the occasional sympathy hummer, what guy wouldn't, but I never got into anything serious.
Around that time I was working in a greasy spoon slinging hashbrowns and poached eggs. It was a small place with only one cook on and one waitress so you got to know the server you worked with. I happened to be paired with a slightly plump girl 3 years older than me, the kind that would be pretty if they lost 5 or 10 pounds, you know the type Tot3m, you're married to one.
Anywho over the course of the summer she developed a crush on me that led to something less sane. I saw it start, I did my best to dissuade it. She seemed like a nice enough girl afterall and I did have to work with her. Nothing I could do would shake her off, it was more than her being fat and me smelling like food from cooking all day, she was hawt for me and or at least her image of what I was.
The more I tried to distance myself the more she became a bunny boiler, calling my place, following me to my favorite watering holes and even threatening to assault a girl I flirted with. It was getting out of hand. One day while working a slow shift she approached me while I was in the walk in cooler and quite forcefully looked me in the eye and said "bhodi I want to have sex with you", I declined. She asked again and again and again and again all throughout the shift and throughout the week. Finally one day I snapped and agreed.
So that day after work we hopped into her car and headed back to my place an proceeded to fool around. As you know I am a braggart so I won't feel ashamed in mentioning that I was doing some things that even the most hardened street hooker would be ashamed of to this girl. Absolutely filthy, ungodly things. Well, to use the vernacular, as we were rounding third and heading home I all of a sudden got up and started putting on my pants. She asked what I was doing to which I replied "Sorry babes you're not doing anything for me. Time to go".
The shocked/hurt look on her face as I rushed her out the door was almost enough to make even me feel bad, almost. Well I left the job not soon after and my stalker problems ended there.
So I guess what I have been getting at all along is; can we skip the foreplay this time or do you want to get railed first before I break your heart Cap'n?
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 3:42am EDT by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
story about the stalker chick
Did I ever mention the time I got banned from Earth and Beyond for saying 'damn'...
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Did I ever mention the time I got banned from Earth and Beyond for saying 'damn'...
Man, I knew this thread would be boring and not add much to the forum, but if I'd had any idea it would get this bad...
I'm sorry folks!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
better boring than tragedy and strife when it comes to the RL front~!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I'm right behind ya' sug
Seriously, though, you too?
But yeah, it's been a long time coming. Actually the trip to Boston I was right in the middle of it, having just recently been physically seperated. If all goes well I'll be completely finished with it in six days. I was being quite literal when I said I was counting.
If Nexa didn't live in ME, wasn't unemployed, and was into emotionally distant, egocentric guys we would totally hook up.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I'm right behind ya' sug
Seriously, though, you too?
But yeah, it's been a long time coming. Actually the trip to Boston I was right in the middle of it, having just recently been physically seperated. If all goes well I'll be completely finished with it in six days. I was being quite literal when I said I was counting.
If Nexa didn't live in ME, wasn't unemployed, and was into emotionally distant, egocentric guys we would totally hook up.
aww man hon I had no idea :(. So that explains all the bottles of booze you brought, Makes sense now.
GL with everything and I hope it goes as smoothly as Nexas seems to have been. Big hugs to the both of you
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
But yeah, it's been a long time coming. Actually the trip to Boston I was right in the middle of it, having just recently been physically seperated. If all goes well I'll be completely finished with it in six days. I was being quite literal when I said I was counting.
Hope everything gets resolved amicably and smoothly.
Edit: I hate misquoting.
Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 4:12pm EDT by Thumbelyna
bodhisattva wrote:
better boring than tragedy and strife when it comes to the RL front~!
Well shit, I should post more about mine then.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
No need to Debalic I subscribe to the blog. Exciting read.
Deb wrote:
Day 121
I still feel defeated.
My goatee is all that stands between my fragile emotional core and this non stop ********* that is my life. It is like a fiery red shield that I hide behind.
Mental note - Pick up goatee brush as gift to self. Brush vigourously.
I still feel defeated.
My goatee is all that stands between my fragile emotional core and this non stop ********* that is my life. It is like a fiery red shield that I hide behind.
Mental note - Pick up goatee brush as gift to self. Brush vigourously.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I have a blog??
Rather, I have a blog that I actually post on??
Rather, I have a blog that I actually post on??
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Quote:
Day 312
I woke up in a strange apartment again. I don't know how I got their. This might sound crazy but I know its the Goatee. Its taking over. I had been blacking out and waking up for no reason and when I tried to talk to my closest friend about what was happening It wouldnt let me speak. The Goatee clamped shut and I couldnt utter a word out no matter how hard I tried. [
I tried to remember when it started happening but everything was foggy, I couldn't even remember the name of my favourite uncle. I'm losing my memories to It.
I must try to keep some part of myself, I must get help. Please if you're reading this HELP ME!
I woke up in a strange apartment again. I don't know how I got their. This might sound crazy but I know its the Goatee. Its taking over. I had been blacking out and waking up for no reason and when I tried to talk to my closest friend about what was happening It wouldnt let me speak. The Goatee clamped shut and I couldnt utter a word out no matter how hard I tried. [
I tried to remember when it started happening but everything was foggy, I couldn't even remember the name of my favourite uncle. I'm losing my memories to It.
I must try to keep some part of myself, I must get help. Please if you're reading this HELP ME!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Once you hit puberty can can grow your own facial hair, you won't be quite so jealous.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
A goatee isn't facial hair, it's a mark of embarassment.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Red headed men got the short end of the stick, leave the poor boy alone, he'll figure it out ten years from now when he takes a good look back at photos of himself.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
ten years from now when he takes a good look back at photos of himself.
That's simply fashion lag. Happens to everyone every decade.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Red headed men got the short end of the stick, ...
As opposed to white trailer trash chicks from Texas? Riiiiight.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Red headed men got the short end of the stick
In which department were you pretending to be knowledgeable about?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Seeing as how I've never slept with a red headed man, I was just implying red headed men are for the majority goofy looking as hell all their lives. Fortunantly, red headed women just seem to get sexier!
I don't know how the judges are down south, but up here they support the Wife about 95% of the time.
Hope you took him for all he's worth
Hope you took him for all he's worth
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
I don't know how the judges are down south, but up here they support the Wife about 95% of the time.
Hope you took him for all he's worth
Hope you took him for all he's worth
haha, he gave me everything he was worth a year and a half ago, and yeah, I kept her.
Thanks for the well wishes.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Seeing as how I've never slept with a red headed man, I was just implying red headed men are for the majority goofy looking as hell all their lives. Fortunantly, red headed women just seem to get sexier!
So you admit that you have no idea what you're talking about. Not like I needed the proof, but it's nice to see in writing.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Nexa wrote:
CaptainOmelette the Meaningless wrote:
I don't know how the judges are down south, but up here they support the Wife about 95% of the time.
Hope you took him for all he's worth
Hope you took him for all he's worth
haha, he gave me everything he was worth a year and a half ago, and yeah, I kept her.
Thanks for the well wishes.
Nexa
Yeah, lil ones are all that matters. I'd be lost if I didn't have my daughter.
Good luck, and if he turns into a problem just remember how nice and secluded the woods are in maine and how soft the soil is....
Sorry I'm late as usual. I start state job0r next Monday so I'll hopefully be more timely with my well wishes.
Glad everything went well Nexa. I'm also very happy for you that it went by pretty quickly. My mom filed for divorce in January and they're nowhere close to a settlement on property. It's frickin' ugly.
I never really realized how sad it is to have your parents split up at this age. I kinda always imagined taking my kids to my old house and seeing our place and playing outside and sleeping in my bed. Now all my belongings from growing up are in a box in the back of my van. The family business I worked on my whole life is being sold... it's just weird.
Glad everything went well Nexa. I'm also very happy for you that it went by pretty quickly. My mom filed for divorce in January and they're nowhere close to a settlement on property. It's frickin' ugly.
I never really realized how sad it is to have your parents split up at this age. I kinda always imagined taking my kids to my old house and seeing our place and playing outside and sleeping in my bed. Now all my belongings from growing up are in a box in the back of my van. The family business I worked on my whole life is being sold... it's just weird.
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