Mainly cause I dont want to start my own thread, me and the girlfriend are doing fine. Going down to Ottawa for a bit and doing a road trip to Montreal. I have a new job that rocks and my boys are leaning slightly to the left today.
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Now that we've offered the obligatory congratulations and you've shown that the whole ordeal is quite for the best I'll take the initiative and ask the real question:
Besides the opportunity to fill the agonizing emptiness that is my day-to-day existence by means of nurturing your pure soul each and every one of my remaining days, why should I move cross-country to be near you?
I was going to just insert a generic creepy stalkeresque response like Eldy, but then how would I look myself in the mirror?
Besides the opportunity to fill the agonizing emptiness that is my day-to-day existence by means of nurturing your pure soul each and every one of my remaining days, why should I move cross-country to be near you?
I was going to just insert a generic creepy stalkeresque response like Eldy, but then how would I look myself in the mirror?
bodhisattva wrote:
Mainly cause I can't stand people not paying attention to me in every thread, me and the girlfriend are doing fine. Going down to Ottawa for a bit and doing a road trip to Montreal. I have a new job that rocks and my boys are leaning slightly to the left today.
nice, yo
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
bodhisattva wrote:
my boys are leaning slightly to the left today.
Man I was sooooo not being an attention *****. Rather just playing the role of wing man to deflect attention so Nadenu could have time to make a move.
Quit c'ock blocking Nadenu, Kelv!
Quit c'ock blocking Nadenu, Kelv!
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Hey Nexa, sorry to hear about the situation, but glad to hear it is going well for you.
Also, if you need anything, anything at all (read: hawt rebound sex after my daily **** probings or sh'itting uncontrollably on everything in your house), I'm there for you, you sweet thang.
Also, if you need anything, anything at all (read: hawt rebound sex after my daily **** probings or sh'itting uncontrollably on everything in your house), I'm there for you, you sweet thang.
I wouldn't hold your breath Mr Poopy Panties.
bodhisattva wrote:
Man I was sooooo not being an attention *****.
and I am soooo donating all my money to conservative causes and becoming a monk.
GitSlayer wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Man I was sooooo not being an attention *****.
and I am soooo donating all my money to conservative causes and becoming a monk.
Ha!
you don't have money!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Barkingturtle wrote:
Besides the opportunity to fill the agonizing emptiness that is my day-to-day existence by means of nurturing your pure soul each and every one of my remaining days, why should I move cross-country to be near you?[/sm]
aww, too slow. Did you think I'd wait around FOREVER!?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Glad to hear it.
I would offer some personal observations/advice/platitudes but I’ve never been married so I couldn’t do it without sounding like a ****.
And now I'd just like to say I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in offering myself sexually to you. None at all. I would find it beneath me to stoop to that level of deprivation and moral deficiency. I couldn’t possibly entertain the notion at this juncture. Never. Wouldn’t be prudent.
Soooo… call me!
I would offer some personal observations/advice/platitudes but I’ve never been married so I couldn’t do it without sounding like a ****.
And now I'd just like to say I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in offering myself sexually to you. None at all. I would find it beneath me to stoop to that level of deprivation and moral deficiency. I couldn’t possibly entertain the notion at this juncture. Never. Wouldn’t be prudent.
Soooo… call me!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
bodhisattva wrote:
GitSlayer wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Man I was sooooo not being an attention *****.
and I am soooo donating all my money to conservative causes and becoming a monk.
Ha!
you don't have money!
I soooo do have money.
Man, now who's **** blocking?
Glad things went smoothly. Here's to new opportunities and horizons!
Okay, now that the nicities are out of the way, would you consider the new opportunities and horizons as switching teams now?
Okay, now that the nicities are out of the way, would you consider the new opportunities and horizons as switching teams now?
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Glad things went smoothly. Here's to new opportunities and horizons!
Okay, now that the nicities are out of the way, would you consider the new opportunities and horizons as switching teams now?
Okay, now that the nicities are out of the way, would you consider the new opportunities and horizons as switching teams now?
Aww, baby, you know if I was going to swing that way it would only be for you!
or Yan, Nadenu, Flea, Samira, DSD, Diane Lane, Jessica Alba, or Rachel Weisz
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Yay Nexa! 
Seriously grats and I hope you're much more happy now than in the past.
Seriously grats and I hope you're much more happy now than in the past.
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
Yay Nexa!
Seriously grats and I hope you're much more happy now than in the past.
Seriously grats and I hope you're much more happy now than in the past.
I think I'm well on my way. Thanks for all the kind words/thoughts, as always folks. Bodhi, glad to hear you and the missus are doing well!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
bodhisattva wrote:
Man I was sooooo not being an attention *****. Rather just playing the role of wing man to deflect attention so Nadenu could have time to make a move.
Quit c'ock blocking Nadenu, Kelv!
Quit c'ock blocking Nadenu, Kelv!
Duh, why do you think she got the divorce in the first place??
Nexa wrote:
Jessica Alba
Nexa
Nexa
Back off! She's mine!
You were married?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
You were married?
Yeah, I'm the blonde one. Easy to confuse me with all the other tits in the room, I'm sure!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Yay ! we still goin to vegas ? =P
Sorry you had to go through that, but it sounds to me like you will be much better off without that scumball!
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Glad things are working out for you Nexa! 
So have you hooked up with Smash yet? If I remember correctly, he's loved/lusted after you first on the boards.
Aah, sweet sweet romance!
So have you hooked up with Smash yet? If I remember correctly, he's loved/lusted after you first on the boards.
Aah, sweet sweet romance!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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"I have a new job that rocks and my boys are leaning slightly to the left today." --bhodi
Is that because you've recently been shanghaied as the newest cabinboy on a gay prostitution schooner and they have you bent over a hardtack barrel while the ship is listing to the portside?
Captain: "Arrrgh, me lovey, your **** isn't quite as tight as I normally likes me cabinboys, but your sweet Canadian cheeks shall keep me ****** warm as we sail the Carribean!"
bhodi: (in a high squeaky voice) "Aye aye, Cap'n! Plunder me booty like you was Blackbeard sacking Montego Bay, sir!"
Captain: "Don't worry yourself none, boy, I'll 'sack you so hard later tonight your chin'll cave in! Arrrrgh!"
Totem
Is that because you've recently been shanghaied as the newest cabinboy on a gay prostitution schooner and they have you bent over a hardtack barrel while the ship is listing to the portside?
Captain: "Arrrgh, me lovey, your **** isn't quite as tight as I normally likes me cabinboys, but your sweet Canadian cheeks shall keep me ****** warm as we sail the Carribean!"
bhodi: (in a high squeaky voice) "Aye aye, Cap'n! Plunder me booty like you was Blackbeard sacking Montego Bay, sir!"
Captain: "Don't worry yourself none, boy, I'll 'sack you so hard later tonight your chin'll cave in! Arrrrgh!"
Totem
I wrote:
5. Try to dismiss the PM's from Tot3m as jokes that went to far and not as an aging white helicopter pilot hot for some Canadian ***.
The Cap'n wrote:
"I have a new job that rocks and my boys are leaning slightly to the left today." --bhodi
Is that because you've recently been shanghaied as the newest cabinboy on a gay prostitution schooner and they have you bent over a hardtack barrel while the ship is listing to the portside?
Captain: "Arrrgh, me lovey, your **** isn't quite as tight as I normally likes me cabinboys, but your sweet Canadian cheeks shall keep me ****** warm as we sail the Carribean!"
bhodi: (in a high squeaky voice) "Aye aye, Cap'n! Plunder me booty like you was Blackbeard sacking Montego Bay, sir!"
Captain: "Don't worry yourself none, boy, I'll 'sack you so hard later tonight your chin'll cave in! Arrrrgh!"
Is that because you've recently been shanghaied as the newest cabinboy on a gay prostitution schooner and they have you bent over a hardtack barrel while the ship is listing to the portside?
Captain: "Arrrgh, me lovey, your **** isn't quite as tight as I normally likes me cabinboys, but your sweet Canadian cheeks shall keep me ****** warm as we sail the Carribean!"
bhodi: (in a high squeaky voice) "Aye aye, Cap'n! Plunder me booty like you was Blackbeard sacking Montego Bay, sir!"
Captain: "Don't worry yourself none, boy, I'll 'sack you so hard later tonight your chin'll cave in! Arrrrgh!"
Creepy stuff!
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