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I have inherent mistrust of the name "doug" due to it being the name everyone referred to themselves as on ToT.
Jophiel wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Am I the only one who is wondering who the f'uck Doug is
Who is this Doug? What makes him tick? What are his dreams? Why is he just a slack-***? Why is it that when Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into a rampaging green skinned brute but Doug merely informs people "I am now Angry Doug!"?
If I was still playing City of Heroes, I'd totally make a guy named "Angry Doug".
Google images found him easily. Nubs.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Am I the only one who is wondering who the f'uck Doug is
Who is this Doug? What makes him tick? What are his dreams? Why is he just a slack-***? Why is it that when Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into a rampaging green skinned brute but Doug merely informs people "I am now Angry Doug!"?
If I was still playing City of Heroes, I'd totally make a guy named "Angry Doug".
Google images found him easily. Nubs.
Doug Hamilton
Age: 21
Gender: male
Astrological Sign: Leo
Zodiac Year: Rat
Industry: Student
Location: Tucson : Arizona : United States
I doubt those pics are of angry Doug...
There must be 2 of them! Craziness!
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If I was still playing City of Heroes, I'd totally make a guy named "Angry Doug".
Exactly! I picture him as a slightly more nerdy "Mr. Furious", whose only super power was to get really, really mad.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Why do people buffer the start of sentences with "so"?
I can see doing it in speech, when you're struggling for words. But why in type?
haha
I even uhhh use speech filters in typing.
I even uhhh use speech filters in typing.
"I have inherent mistrust of the name "doug" due to it being the name everyone referred to themselves as on ToT." --FleaJo1
Shhhhhhhhhh! Dawg, you'll just confuse Doug. He doesn't know what ToT is and without someone spelling it out for him over the louspeakers-- "Bag Boy Doug, cleanup on aisle 5!" --he'll just internalize his anger even further causing his more distress. Imagine, if you will, he makes a lateral career move from bagging groceries at Safeway to another job in his comfort zone, something along the likes of vegetable sprayer/mop boy at Raley's Food Market. His fury could produce behavior which might manifest itself in fruit bruising or failing to front older produce in the coolers.
Can you see the ramifications, dear? Please, pleasse, please do not exacerbate the problem by confusing him with troll references! The results could be disasterous for fresh produce across the city!
Totem
Shhhhhhhhhh! Dawg, you'll just confuse Doug. He doesn't know what ToT is and without someone spelling it out for him over the louspeakers-- "Bag Boy Doug, cleanup on aisle 5!" --he'll just internalize his anger even further causing his more distress. Imagine, if you will, he makes a lateral career move from bagging groceries at Safeway to another job in his comfort zone, something along the likes of vegetable sprayer/mop boy at Raley's Food Market. His fury could produce behavior which might manifest itself in fruit bruising or failing to front older produce in the coolers.
Can you see the ramifications, dear? Please, pleasse, please do not exacerbate the problem by confusing him with troll references! The results could be disasterous for fresh produce across the city!
Totem
Get back to work.
all of you
all of you
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Totem wrote:
Shhhhhhhhhh! Dawg, you'll just confuse Doug....The results could be disasterous for fresh produce across the city!
I don't think the produce was Doug-free to begin with, dawg.
Just sayin'.
Crappy story, too much pre-pubescent angst, not enough ninjas or pirates.
Final Grade: F-
Final Grade: F-
Althrun wrote:
Crappy story, too much pre-pubescent angst, not enough ninjas or pirates.
Final Grade: F-
Final Grade: F-
I second that. Thought it would be at least amusing to read. More action, be it verbally or physically.
Total let down >.>
Two thumbs down, not enough T & A.
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