Hello. My name is Jerry al-Seinfelduri and I am Pakistani comeedian. Ok. Here goes.
How come one of dees many wives I am having are always saying dees tings to me about the toilet seat not being put down? I am not saying to her dees tings about not puting the toilet seat back up! I should be throwing rocks at her until she is dead, this one wife I am having!
Tank you berry much. I be heere all night. Don't forget to tip your houries.
Totem
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And what ees it being with the airlines food? I mean come on, there ees not one single bomb in it. Praise Allah.
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"Take my wives please." --Rodney Dangerfatwah
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/taps the mic
Ees theese ting on?
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Ees theese ting on?
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Boy oh boy, that Nobby fellow ees really ugly.
Crowd: How ugly is he?
Well, hees mother would have to tie some halal meat around hees neck for the goat would play with him.
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Crowd: How ugly is he?
Well, hees mother would have to tie some halal meat around hees neck for the goat would play with him.
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Tank you berry much.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Knock Knock.
Who's der?
Osama.
Osama whooo?
Osama big teets on Darkflame, hooo baby.
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Who's der?
Osama.
Osama whooo?
Osama big teets on Darkflame, hooo baby.
Totem
You, Fleaman! Yes, you there in the front row!! You shut up, you motherless son of a goat!
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Why was the chickens crossing of the road?
It was haves a rocket propelled grenade stucking up it's a$$.
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It was haves a rocket propelled grenade stucking up it's a$$.
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Is it so hot in here or ees it just me?
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I went to the doctor for my arm that was blowings off durings a botched suicide bombing. I asked heem if I'd be able to shoot an RPG whens I have gotten better. He said yes, praise Allah! I told him great, because I've never shot one before.
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I met an Indian womans once time. I asked her "What are you wearing?" She said "a sari." I said, "You should be! Your fat and hairy back is showing!" Then I make many laughs at her.
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A husbands ees comings home with his most prized goat, and walks into the bedroom where one of his wives is beings. He then says, "Thees is the pig I've been laying the hookah to, thank you berry much."
The wife is saying, "That is not a pig-- that is a goats, dumbing of a$$!"
So the man turns to his wife and says, "I wasn't talkings to you!"
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The wife is saying, "That is not a pig-- that is a goats, dumbing of a$$!"
So the man turns to his wife and says, "I wasn't talkings to you!"
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Little boy: Mommy mommy, wheres are my scab collections?
Mother: You shuts up and begin eating your goat flakes!
But seriously folkings, why did Allah give women vaginas?
So we'd cover them from head to toe. Praise Allah! That one cracks me up every time, hee hee.
al-Badabing!
No wait, a Pakistani, a Jew and an Iraqi all walk into a bar and go Kabloooie!
al-Badaboom!
I just flew in from Islambad and, man, are my arms tireds!
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Mother: You shuts up and begin eating your goat flakes!
But seriously folkings, why did Allah give women vaginas?
So we'd cover them from head to toe. Praise Allah! That one cracks me up every time, hee hee.
al-Badabing!
No wait, a Pakistani, a Jew and an Iraqi all walk into a bar and go Kabloooie!
al-Badaboom!
I just flew in from Islambad and, man, are my arms tireds!
Totem
Knock, knock!
Who is there?!?
A Paki wearing a parka...
An Paki wearing parka who?
KABOOM!!!!
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Who is there?!?
A Paki wearing a parka...
An Paki wearing parka who?
KABOOM!!!!
Totem
How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
You make your little Muhamhed shoot all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!
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You make your little Muhamhed shoot all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!
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So I am having the sex weeth one of my many wives and she ees saying dees ting to me, "I am not liking having my genitalia mutilated when I am younger! Are you seeing dees ting? My womanhood ees being very unpleasant to be looking at."
And then I am of saying to her, "If you are theenking that your womanhood is looking unpleasant to be looking at now you should have been seeing dees ting before! Whoo boy!"
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And then I am of saying to her, "If you are theenking that your womanhood is looking unpleasant to be looking at now you should have been seeing dees ting before! Whoo boy!"
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Two vultures from Tikrit are to be boarding an airplanes, each carrying two decapitated heads. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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So myselfings and my friends Akbar and al-Gitslayer are to be riding our bikes down the road. Soon we are to coming across a goatlings stuck in the concertina of the wire. So al-Gitslayer looks to thees the goat stuck and proclaim to my friendlings, "By to be praying to Allah I am wishings that thees goat is a redhead!" To which my friend Akbar says, "By the god Alla I am to be wishing that thees the goat be a blondling" To which Akbar exclaims "I am for wishing to the goat to be a car bomb!"
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Thank you berry berry much! I will be heres all of the weeks! Goodnight!
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I fell out of my seat I was laughing so hard. You have a true gift for the comedic arts totem.
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I fell out of my seat I was laughing so hard. You have a true gift for the comedic arts totem.
ToUtem's Norwegian Accent > N0bby's Norwegian accent.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Anyone that says A-rabs have no sense of humour deserves the wrath of Allah. Comedy gold!
2 arabs in a camping supplies shop, trying on bac-packs.
1st arab to 2nd arab, while trying on a small day-pack and looking over his shoulder into the mirror, "Hey, Omar, Does my bomb look big in this?"
1st arab to 2nd arab, while trying on a small day-pack and looking over his shoulder into the mirror, "Hey, Omar, Does my bomb look big in this?"
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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