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I posted below Codyy and my rating got squashed. 
Barkingturtle wrote:
Dobbykk wrote:
Fat jokes are retarded.
Unless their related to Nobby's mother
Unless their related to Nobby's mother
Anyway, who said Coddy's tits could have their own accounts here? And who named them Linus and Dobby?
*Strikethrough removed to demonstrate what a mental giant you are.
Im not one of Codyy's tits. I dont agree with him all the time, and Im poster here because............................... I dont know.
I know it's been all over the news so some of you may have already heard, but my cat suffered a broken leg last weekend. He suffered a few days with a splint, and then wednesday I dropped him off for surgery. Friday night he came home from the vet, shaven and sporting a silly plastic Elizabethan collar to deny him the joy of nibbling off his stitches.
So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
So just remember that when next you respond to the fUckwits, take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.
Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.
So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
So just remember that when next you respond to the fUckwits, take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.
Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.
Codyy wrote:
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Fatyy wrote:
Simple things make so much sense, don't they?
You don't know what an enumeration is do you?
Careful, Linus is just toying with us.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I know it's been all over the news so some of you may have already heard, but my cat suffered a broken leg last weekend. He suffered a few days with a splint, and then wednesday I dropped him off for surgery. Friday night he came home from the vet, shaven and sporting a silly plastic Elizabethan collar to deny him the joy of nibbling off his stitches.
So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
So just remember that when next you respond to the fUckwits, take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.
Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.
So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
So just remember that when next you respond to the fUckwits, take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.
Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.
/Golfclap
dude! I just gave you the clap!
Quote:
/Golfclap
dude! I just gave you the clap!
dude! I just gave you the clap!
/Gameshowclap
Quote:
Cons:
- ALot of zones like the commonlands are very large and it can be easy to get lost while doing quests.
- ALot of zones like the commonlands are very large and it can be easy to get lost while doing quests.
And that's why, We, as Phillip Morris, pledge to spread the message that smoking is bad for your health.
/Fineprint
MonxDoT wrote:
And that's why, We, as Phillip Morris, pledge to spread the message that smoking is bad for your health.
/Fineprint
/Fineprint
You are easily the most incoherent dipShit I've seen in some time.
Meliana's sock?
Edited, Aug 13th 2006 at 7:33pm EDT by Barkingturtle
I think Meliana died in a horrible accident or something. Im not sure, if that was her sock Im sure someone from 6969 would know.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I know it's been all over the news so some of you may have already heard, but my cat suffered a broken leg last weekend. He suffered a few days with a splint, and then wednesday I dropped him off for surgery. Friday night he came home from the vet, shaven and sporting a silly plastic Elizabethan collar to deny him the joy of nibbling off his stitches.
So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
So just remember that when next you respond to the fUckwits, take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.
Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.
So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
So just remember that when next you respond to the fUckwits, take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.
Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.
RACK that.
Agreed, and <3 Nad too!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
/warm fuzzies.
I may have to start posting around here more!
off to bed now, nighty night!
I may have to start posting around here more!
off to bed now, nighty night!
BT 1
Short Bus Crew 0
It's like watching a bicycle race between a quadriplegic and lance armstrong
Short Bus Crew 0
It's like watching a bicycle race between a quadriplegic and lance armstrong
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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BT 1
Short Bus Crew 0
Short Bus Crew 0
So I guess your team is losing so far then?
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Lawlbiphrawns?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Edited, Aug 14th 2006 at 10:40am EDT by Kelvyquayo
Edited, Aug 14th 2006 at 10:40am EDT by Kelvyquayo
farthorn, repost this in the multi-game forum.
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