I wish I lived with my parents in the basement. no job... no housework.... no cooking... just games. all . the. time
**** all you little *****
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#28REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 14 2006 at 10:13 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) god how boring do you get,sitting around all day playing com games would be ****,i take it your a office workers that sits on his **** all day.
For all the complaining about how bored you are, YOU SURE ARE F'UCKING BORING!
#30REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 14 2006 at 10:19 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) well what shall we talk about to your interests,what is it then cartoon **** or what?
bearass wrote:
aw that was getting interesting, now its back to being bored.
Sorry was having breakfast with my parents, I told you!
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Posted: Aug 14 2006 at 10:32 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) oh okay then sorry, now is there anything u would like to talk about?
bearass wrote:
god how boring do you get,sitting around all day playing com games would be sh*t,i take it your a office workers that sits on his **** all day.
This comeing from a guys who keeps on posting about how bored he is on a message board.
At least I have legitimate excuse for lurking here (slacking@work) waht's yours? Your **** collection getting old?
Good lord...
seriously....
seriously....
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
bearass wrote:
i take it your a office workers that sits on his **** all day.
Because the really cool office workers stand at their desks.
Celcio wrote:
bearass wrote:
i take it your a office workers that sits on his **** all day.
Because the really cool office workers stand at their desks.
I sit on the floor. My arms and neck are killing me.
bearass wrote:
@#%^ you granny sh*ger
This has me intrigued. I assume the @#%^ is fUck, but I wonder what sh*ger is supposed to be? Shagger? And edited to be non-profane? FUcking weird.
Nadenu wrote:
I sit on the floor. My arms and neck are killing me.
You can just ask, I'll be happy to give you some deep-tissue action.
Nadenu wrote:
I sit on the floor. My arms and neck are killing me.
Blame your parents for your stubby little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms; if you were an orangutan you would be fine.
Not to mention fuzzy
Barkingturtle wrote:
bearass wrote:
@#%^ you granny sh*ger
This has me intrigued. I assume the @#%^ is fUck, but I wonder what sh*ger is supposed to be? Shagger? And edited to be non-profane? FUcking weird.
Must be shitger. You know, "one who shitges."
Celcio wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
I sit on the floor. My arms and neck are killing me.
Blame your parents for your stubby little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms; if you were an orangutan you would be fine.
Not to mention fuzzy
Is there really such a thing as a Tyrannosaurus Rex? We'll need to consult with Jophiel on this one, I believe.
Bruun says hello
Sort of reminds of a conversation I had with my mother yesterday, wherein we discussed the gravity associated with the word fUck. She had been watching Nip/Tuck the night before, and commented on how they said every profane thing possible except for fUck. She related to me that they said Shit, diCk, pUssy and bitCh, but never fUck, and she wondered why, because to her they're all the same. I called bullShit, because certain phrases just weren't the same without fUck. MotherShitter?
I do however like this new one: Go Shit yourself. It's just forceful and demeaning, and that totally works for me.
To further demonstrate the power of fUck, consider Eat FUck And Die, which could perhaps use some commas in this new arrangement...
Hey, now I'm bord.
I do however like this new one: Go Shit yourself. It's just forceful and demeaning, and that totally works for me.
To further demonstrate the power of fUck, consider Eat FUck And Die, which could perhaps use some commas in this new arrangement...
Hey, now I'm bord.
I prefer, "Go rape yourself", but I can't use it in a serious context cause I bust out laughing after I say it.
You don't hear "fart" too often on TV.
Hey, that's not a bad one either: "Go fart yourself!"
Hey, that's not a bad one either: "Go fart yourself!"
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Hey, that's not a bad one either: "Go fart yourself!"
that is utterly disgusting.
but on a side note, I wonder if the word "Fart" in other languages are also onomatopoeic. It usually amusing to see those kind of wirds in other languages.
Jawbox wrote:
You don't hear "fart" too often on TV.
watch the Blue Collar Comedy show or anything with Larry the Cable Guy, you'll hear it a dozen+ times.
Nadenu wrote:
Is there really such a thing as a Tyrannosaurus Rex? We'll need to consult with Jophiel on this one, I believe.
I think he's busy this morning trying to break himself, Clockwork Orange-style, from saying "embryotic".
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