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Holy f^c!(ing Lord… is this really how the BIG DAWGS come out swinging? Engendering puerile scribbled remarks in an attempt to blight other “out of our gang†posters from gaining admittance into the Holiest of Holies? Wow! Where is the eccentricity? Where are the inimitable “one-linersâ€? Here… all that’s seen are long-winded, hand-me-down, sexually nuanced, desolate attempts lubricated with archaically expressed sentence structures used as a somnolent undertaking to nudge another poster out of this dweeb infested forum, improperly titled, “The Asylumâ€. This is reminiscent of a feeble attempt at fashioning a forum into a “One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest†cult classic. One would think that he would find even the bare minimum of snappy “come-backs†significant for enjoyable scrutinization. Alas, there seems to be a drought.
Here… let me assist you in your retort.
“You there! Rather then innovating my own distinctive way of denigration, I will endeavor to mutilate your feelings by saying… “Go back from whence you came before I squirt you from my rectal hole. Don’t come into the Blessed Asylum thinking you can use big words and have us running to the closest Thesaurus so we can figure out what you said. Go back to your home in the fecal matter produced from your junk yard dog.â€
Ladies… Gentlemen… or would I be correct in rephrasing to, toddlers… adolescents… come on! I’ve heard children in third world countries use verbal assaults better then what’s been scribbled in here. And posting about ones IQ is nothing more than an attempt to pedestal the redirection of another’s attention from their own self-hatred. IQ of 70! Who in their right mind would use that as a way of stating the size of their *****? That’s like bragging about the kind of car you have! In the little bit of perusing I’ve done, that was the best your soldiers could come up with? I’ve known more people with the IQ no higher than that of a rock that had snappier comebacks and heftier insults than those written in this forum. To quote a movie, since that’s the best this forum deserves, those attempts are like, “being the smartest person with down syndrome!â€
Hey… here’s a thought… let’s all congregate in a unified regime of idiots and obstruct attention from our own lack of self worth and generate poorly thought of insults directed at their weight. Yeah, that’s funny and it’ll make her cry! Please. No… let’s try this…let’s use our own community college vocabulary and make futile attempts at rallying the Asylumnites into desecrating their characters with connotations in sexual nature of raping or mutilating their physical well being. Here’s a thought… COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL!
I find better reading in children’s books. This Asylum is nothing more than a “million man march†of the undesirables from elementary school that were insulted and pushed around and found a home in the virtual world where they can hurl toddler attempts at being comedic to those that decided to try and fit in with their “Harry Potter†Fraternity base! Thank you for the last 15 minutes of wasted time in my entire life! I think I’ll go back to watching Pee Wee Herman and find solace in his originality. Do yourselves a favor.
1) Find that bottle of Drano under your restroom cabinet
2) Take a few shots of it
3) Call your Pastor or the Counselor at your local shelter
4) Ask him to pray for you to die quickly
5) DIE
Edited, Aug 11th 2006 at 9:13pm EDT by Kaolian