To the children of the Asylum...Follow

/nods

Not a bad first attempt, buck-o. Keep at it for another few thousand posts and I might declare you more than a one post wonder.

Totem

I am going to make this short but sweet: The Asylum's hate-filled, conceited teachings are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of misoneism are blooming all around us. By way of introduction, let me just say that the Asylum doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. I have a message for the Asylum. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never send children to die as martyrs for causes that it is unwilling to die for itself. It should never even try to do such a rambunctious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that the Asylum's announcements are more than just self-pitying. They're a revolt against nature.

Unless we burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering, our whole social structure will gradually disintegrate and crumble into ruins. The Asylum will do everything in its power to leave a large part of this country's workforce dislocated and disillusioned. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; we can't stop the Asylum overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to convince the government to clamp down hard on the Asylum's offhand remarks. The gloss that the Asylum's chums put on the Asylum's apologues unfortunately does little to call a spade a spade. The Asylum truly believes that my bitterness at it is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish. I hope you realize that that's just a lousy pipe dream from a baleful, uncouth pipe, and that in the real world, if the Asylum is going to talk about higher standards, then it needs to live by those higher standards. The Asylum's protests can be rightly understood only as what some whiney oligarchs have been brave enough to call them: a failure.

Yes, you heard me right; the Asylum has been known to say that it can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. That notion is so sick, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that there are many roads leading to the defeat of the Asylum's plans to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society. I obviously believe that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to break the neck of the Asylum's policy of expansionism once and for all. I don't object to the Asylum's snow jobs because the Asylum's subalterns are stampeding happily and mindlessly toward the precipice of effrontive irreligionism. I object because given a choice of having it substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. Please forgive the following sermon, but it can't be avoided in this discussion: I have one itsy-bitsy problem with the Asylum's double standards. Videlicet, they sully a profession that's already held in low esteem. And that's saying nothing about how it is typical of poxy mob bosses in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its disquisitions.

You know what I mean? The Asylum is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when it's confronted with inconvenient facts. Sooner than you think, however, the Asylum is likely to switch to some sort of "turn positions of leadership into positions of complacency" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. The Asylum's plans for the future are popular among the worst classes of stubborn, neo-money-grubbing morons there are, but that doesn't mean the rest of us have to accept them. The Asylum focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, it attempts to twist and distort facts to justify its feelings but that just goes to show that it strikes me as amusing that the Asylum complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! It does nothing but complain. The Asylum's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. I don't mean to throw fuel on an already considerable fire, but it seems that no one else is telling you that the Asylum is a fearful organization hiding behind a facade of cool. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, we must understand that the Asylum's reinterpretations of historic events are the opiate of the ridiculous. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible.

The Asylum is totally versipellous. When it's among plebeians, the Asylum warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against libertinism. But when the Asylum's safely surrounded by its lackeys, it instructs them to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that the Asylum has, at times, called me "oligarchism-prone" or "stingy". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to relabel millions of people as "puerile". It's amazing that callous scumbags like the Asylum still exist in this day and age. This position, in large part, parallels civil libertarianism, but with particular emphasis on the fact that I have a problem with the Asylum's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, it doesn't need to prove its claim that the average working-class person can't see through its chicanery; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, it maintains that it is a paragon of morality and wisdom. Perhaps it would be best for it to awaken from its delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that it is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to its rantings. The Asylum's handling of the situation has not been a comedy of errors, but a tragedy of errors. To be more pedantic about it, ignorance is bliss. This may be why the Asylum's confreres are generally all smiles. All of this once again proves the old saying that we can't afford to be so chauvinistic in such difficult times.

Gosh, that was so original and inspired and ****. Good game, sir. Good game.

I started to read your post, but stopped after your horrible attempt to break the swear filter. Figure it out, or shut the fück up.

Wait… now I’ve been addressed by someone aptly named after those indigenous peoples, barbaric in nature and with the intelligence of a decaying tree, to “post” a few thousand times in order for me to gain some sort of entrance to this childcare? Wow. Apparently you didn’t understand the reasons for the writing above. Here… let me put this in your primitive language… “Ugh want more gooder insolt.”

And that long “short” explanation of what the Asylum is supposed to be? Find something not generated of another’s intellect! If that’s what your misfits are supposed to be, then BE IT and stop the meanderings likened of misled druids. There are extremes that need to be addressed in this want for a better world. Agreed. And sometimes people need to say things that have more meaning to it, and with deeper definition, than that of the teenage “in-crowd”. Agreed. Than act like what you use as a “Title” for your supposed forum and stop using empty roomed, comedy stand-up lines, and instead post what would have substance and use.

And to the last 3 or 4.. can you count.. posters...

"ummm... yea"

Substance. S _ U _ B _ S _ T A _ N _ C _ E

Sorry, Nobby's getting laid and is just not as ornery as usual.

Edited, Aug 11th 2006 at 4:57pm EDT by fhrugby

The genius of the Asylum is that they don't need to do any of the above to make you look like a dumbass.

Trying too hard is more embarassing that not trying at all imo. But....
meh.

A lot of work went into some of those posts, but I bet less than 2 percent of the population of this forum will actually read every word of them.

Lets keep it to factoids people!

I think I'll confound my critics by devoting this letter not to describing self-aggrandizing, headlong nonentities in general, but the Asylum elite in particular. Before I begin, let me point out that the Asylum elite will probably respond to this letter just like it responds to all criticism. It will put me down as "delusional" or "pharisaical". That's its standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about it except the most fawning praise. The Asylum elite used to complain about being persecuted. Now it is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that griping about the Asylum elite will not make it stop trying to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. But even if it did, it would just find some other way to force some to live by restrictive standards not applicable to others. It's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. The Asylum elite distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain its current opinions.

Look at what's happened since the Asylum elite first ordered its slaves to take rights away from individuals on the basis of prejudice, myth, irrational belief, inaccurate information, and outright falsehood: Views once considered vulgar are now considered ordinary. Views once considered dissolute are now considered perfectly normal. And the most witless of the Asylum elite's views are now seen as gospel by legions of hypersensitive, foul slobs. The Asylum elite wants to defile the present and destroy the future. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and *****. Some day, I want to lay out some ideas and interpretations that hold the potential for insight. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is the Asylum elite.

To the OP's main.

"From Whence"?

Learn fUcking English

Meh, you all need to quit with the thesaurus humping. It doesn't make you look smart it makes you look pompous and pretentious. It's not about how many words you string together in a obtuse long winded diatribe. It's all about succinct style emphasizing quality and most of all not losing your reader. You know, the guy you are trying so badly to insult?

Morans.

So it's an old tired and thoughtless cliched assualt to call someone fat but you turn around and use two! That's right twice the thoughtless old tired cliches; the old nerds on a forum that got bullied in elementary and the go drink bleach and die.

If you want something original and well thought out then do so yourself. You get what you put in and all that nonsense. Everything you ***** about you do yourself in the same post. Hypocrisy much?

GFY, one liner insult, etc. Whatever.



btw socks are nice and toasty fresh out of the dryer