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#52 Aug 11 2006 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
Ooh, based on the camping around here I'd say many a nerve has been touched!

Zang!


Neph is doing better than I am, hahahaha.

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#53 Aug 11 2006 at 7:22 AM Rating: Excellent
YAY! Canaduhian
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3K!! 3K!!

OMG!
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#54 Aug 11 2006 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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I wrote a poem about how karma hurts. It's called "This is How I Feel." Tell me what you think.


This is how I feel.

Dropdown doom falls on me
It hurts
Awful pain in my sensitive soul
Why do they not understand?
I have feelings

This is how I feel.

I'm cold in the dark, sitting
Looking out the window
Wondering
WHy?
I am human, I feel
You hurt me and I don't know why

This is how I feel.

I reach out to you
Tell you what's on my mind
Because I am human
But how can you be?
You take my feelings and crush them
You take my words and ridicule them,
Your mouse clicks hurt and you don't care

This is how I feel.

So I cut. Ok so what?
I have to bleed to show you

This is how I feel.
This is how I feel.
This
is
how
I
FEEL.
#55 Aug 11 2006 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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I'm sick of people crying about karma and then saying they don't really care.

Write a post explaining why a high karma score is important to you and how it impacts your postings and overall quality of life. Be specific. Mention how it hurts if you're rated down and how a lower karma score affects your self-esteem.

Best post by the end of the weekend (selected by me) will receive one hundred rate-ups from me dependant upon whether or not I can find a hundred posts of yours without too much work. Unless they all suck. So make it good.


High karma is important to be me because if I don't have it, the souls of a million babies will become void. Voided babies then turn into vampires, and because babies (some at least) are small little creatures, the f'uckers will get into everything. The entire Bobdamned world as we know it could change.

Joph, do you really want that to happen?
#56 Aug 11 2006 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think I should get the karma, because I will sleep with you.
#57 Aug 11 2006 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Quote:
This is how I feel.

Dropdown doom falls on me
It hurts
Awful pain in my sensitive soul
Why do they not understand?
I have feelings

This is how I feel.

I'm cold in the dark, sitting
Looking out the window
Wondering
WHy?
I am human, I feel
You hurt me and I don't know why

This is how I feel.

I reach out to you
Tell you what's on my mind
Because I am human
But how can you be?
You take my feelings and crush them
You take my words and ridicule them,
Your mouse clicks hurt and you don't care

This is how I feel.

So I cut. Ok so what?
I have to bleed to show you

This is how I feel.
This is how I feel.
This
is
how
I
FEEL.


This sucked.

Even taken as it was meant to be taken, it sucked.
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#58 Aug 11 2006 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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Tacosid wrote:
Quote:
This is how I feel.

Dropdown doom falls on me
It hurts
Awful pain in my sensitive soul
Why do they not understand?
I have feelings

This is how I feel.

I'm cold in the dark, sitting
Looking out the window
Wondering
WHy?
I am human, I feel
You hurt me and I don't know why

This is how I feel.

I reach out to you
Tell you what's on my mind
Because I am human
But how can you be?
You take my feelings and crush them
You take my words and ridicule them,
Your mouse clicks hurt and you don't care

This is how I feel.

So I cut. Ok so what?
I have to bleed to show you

This is how I feel.
This is how I feel.
This
is
how
I
FEEL.


This sucked.

Even taken as it was meant to be taken, it sucked.

Boringest critique EVER.

#59 Aug 11 2006 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think I should get the karma, because I will sleep with you.

Now how is anyone going to compete with that? Smiley: lol
#60 Aug 11 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I think I should get the karma, because I will sleep with you.


somehow I have a feeling you would sleep with him anyways =)
#61 Aug 11 2006 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, but it fits the thread title nicely anyway, doesn't it?
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#62 Aug 11 2006 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think I should get the karma, because I will sleep with you.


Better get it in writing Flea! Take a lesson from the surgery-recovering mommy pimping out her daughter to the boyfriend! Smiley: laugh

Edit: Quoting too early in the morning not good.

Edited, Aug 11th 2006 at 10:24am EDT by Thumbelyna
#63 Aug 11 2006 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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somehow I have a feeling you would sleep with him anyways
Yes, but now it'll be like fiftyleven % mo' bettah.
#64 Aug 11 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
DSD wrote:
somehow I have a feeling you would sleep with him anyways
Yes, but now it'll be like fiftyleven % mo' bettah.


Hows he going to feel when he finds out you've been holding out on him???
#65 Aug 11 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
Well as of late I am definately the most /butthurt of everyone here. I don't think anyone will contest that (see "So I saw the surgeon" thread).

Therefore, all of your karma are belong to us, according to bylaw #12 section 6.3
#66 Aug 11 2006 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
I think Elde's on to something.
#67 Aug 11 2006 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
DSD wrote:
somehow I have a feeling you would sleep with him anyways
Yes, but now it'll be like fiftyleven % mo' bettah.


Hows he going to feel when he finds out you've been holding out on him???
If I have my way, FANfreakingTASTIC. Smiley: grin
#68 Aug 11 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Default
I would like you karma assistance to get revenge on karma. Karma raped my mom and killed my dad, making me its *******. To get revenge, I must become karma.

that sounds really gay
#69 Aug 11 2006 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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that sounds really gay


Better late than never for these sorts of epiphanies.
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#70 Aug 11 2006 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
That would be because you are gay.
#71 Aug 11 2006 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
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ArmaniofIfrit wrote:
I would like you karma assistance to get revenge on karma. Karma raped my mom and killed my dad, making me its *******. To get revenge, I must become karma.

that sounds really gay


If Karma raped your mom and killed your dad then you can't be its ******* unless of course your dad is karma and committed suicide. If this is the case and it's the only way your statement could be true then yes you must become karma and follow in his footsteps. Go kill yourself.


...and rape your mom!

Edited, Aug 11th 2006 at 12:14pm EDT by MentalFrog
#72 Aug 11 2006 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I think I should get the karma, because I will sleep with you.


That works? Geez. If I had realized it was that easy earlier...

I've got 1,000 Excellents here, who wants em? Must have teh bo00bies.

Wait a minute, that could backfire.
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#73 Aug 11 2006 at 12:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I've got 1,000 Excellents here, who wants em? Must have teh bo00bies.

Wait a minute, that could backfire.
My cat has boobies. They're furry, though.
#74 Aug 11 2006 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
I've got the BOOBIES!


If I weren't straight, I'd be out looking for this girl right now. HAWT!

Edited, Aug 11th 2006 at 1:32pm EDT by Katie
#75 Aug 11 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#76 Aug 11 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Every time I see my thread title, I get "The Boys of Summer" in my head.
So you did it on purpose?
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