1. Camp down a random thread a day in the Unicorn forum for sh'its and giggles.
2. Get Singdall to run to an admin and put you on his PM ignore list in only 2 (that's right two) pm's. (He should be on every respectable posters rate down list, He's up there with gbaji and lefein).
3. Actually do stuff, like get a tan.
4. When not doing stuff, leveling up an EQ2 toon.
5. Try to dismiss the PM's from Tot3m as jokes that went to far and not as an aging white helicopter pilot hot for some Canadian ***.
6. Use Aegis's account to get mock sympathy. Look Out, Goat!