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#27 Aug 10 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
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The explosive was hidden in a portable radio which was hidden in checked baggage.
The news was making it sound like the explosive was in the form of various gels or liquids that would be mixed in flight. Which goes against what they say here. Huh.

I was wondering how they'd get the liquid explosive to detonate.

Didn't you ever see Die Hard with a vengence?

Gels on a muthafuckin' plane!

Mousse would have been funnier. Just sayin'.

Sorry, it's early and I'm still working on the coffee. Not that I've any wit, in any case.
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#28 Aug 10 2006 at 9:41 AM Rating: Decent
GZ Nobby!
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#29 Aug 10 2006 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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If Nobby had not been liberating various lubricants from outgoing luggage at Heathrow to stock up for cybering with Darqflame, he would not have accidentally discovered the plot nor injured his member like he did. Hope you heal fast, Nobbs, and way to take one for the good guys!
#30 Aug 10 2006 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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There was no immediate public reaction from the White House. Bush is spending a few days at his ranch near Crawford, Texas.


Is it just me or is Bush at the ranch every time something major happens?

They are really cracking down. This morning ABC was reporting that they wouldn't even let katchup packets from resaurants at the gate on to planes.

#31 Aug 10 2006 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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Saw pictures of all the liquids that had to be thrown away. At the San Francisco Airport, you're just seeing trash cans FULL of wine bottles people bought in wine country and they can't carry them on the planes so they got tossed. Airport personnel is going to have a good time going through those!
#32 Aug 10 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Saw pictures of all the liquids that had to be thrown away. At the San Francisco Airport, you're just seeing trash cans FULL of wine bottles people bought in wine country and they can't carry them on the planes so they got tossed. Airport personnel is going to have a good time going through those!

LOL I can't wait to hear about security guards spontaneously exploding!
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#33 Aug 10 2006 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder what you'll be able to do with those now. When I go to Peru, I usually buy at least three bottles of pisco and aguardiente and bring them back in my carry-on. There are also perfumes and lotions I enjoy that I don't want to see burst in my luggage as it gets thrown around. I suppose this means I will have to pay to have them shipped as cargo.

Fucking terrorists. I don't mind the constant state of fear as much as the inconvenience.
#34 Aug 10 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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If Nobby had not been liberating various lubricants from outgoing luggage at Heathrow to stock up for cybering with Darqflame, he would not have accidentally discovered the plot nor injured his member like he did. Hope you heal fast, Nobbs, and way to take one for the good guys!


That wasn't for cybering, it WAS for the plane trip I WAS going to take tomorrow!!! Which I am not now. Just save the lube for next time baby! Smiley: inlove
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#35 Aug 10 2006 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Nice shorts there, chico.
I'm not sure I like the idea of some Reno-911 reject sporting an M4 strolling through the airports...
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#36 Aug 10 2006 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Doesn't he just look OUTRAGED at their fashion choices?
"Bitch pleeeease don't tell me you wore that bubblegum pink thing again, what are you, five?"Smiley: rolleyes
#37 Aug 10 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Damn Flea I was getting all excited and happy in my pants over that brits white legs!
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#38 Aug 10 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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All in a days work for we Brits. You saved our lily ***** in WW2 so one good turn deserves another.

Oh and what they're bricking about is TATP (Tri-Acetone Tri-Phosphate).
2 Easy ingredients to get hold of that when combined, make cool sound FX and make planes less aerodynamic. Some Al'Qaeda dude tried it in a plane over the Pacific a few years back. Only fatality was a passenger sucked out through the hole in the plane made by the device, and the bombist was arrested in Manila.

At least I had a relaxing time sitting in the car while Heathrow's car-parks emptied themselves onto the road in front of me Smiley: frown
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#39 Aug 10 2006 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
Thanks Nobby. So when do you get your 00 designation?


Oh and gratz on the new product. You're one busy man...lunch with the PM, meeting TV celebs, fighting terrorist and merchandising. Where do you find the time?
#40 Aug 10 2006 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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Oh and gratz on the new product.
Like it?

I was particularly pleased with the Alarm Function:

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Get your fUcking **** out of bed you lazy cUnt!


and the 'snooze' option:
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Are you fUcking deaf or what? Get your hands off your stumpy little cOck, get out of bed and so some fUcking work you idle *******!
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#41 Aug 10 2006 at 2:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
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Oh and gratz on the new product.
Like it?

I was particularly pleased with the Alarm Function:

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Get your fUcking **** out of bed you lazy cUnt!


and the 'snooze' option:
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Are you fUcking deaf or what? Get your hands off your stumpy little cOck, get out of bed and so some fUcking work you idle *******!


You mean that is all I need to do to get you OUT of bed??? Why didn't we just buy you one of those?
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#42 Aug 10 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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Those functions sound eerily similar to me.
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