So bhodi, have you come out of the closet yet? After weeks of hiding in the shadows of your walk-in colon among the thigh high stockings, corsets, and push up bras you've been squirreling away for years, you pretended you weren't gonna come and grace us with your presence any longer.
Who were you kidding? You're in that closet deeper than my high school diploma. You share a locker back there with Tom Cruise and the American Idol dude. A DSD's perfect man? Are you high? More like ElneClare's ex's live-in lover. And look, nothing against gay guys... whatever you do in the privacy of your own blah, blah, blah, but you know it's guys like you that troll Facebook and MySpace looking for 12 year old dates for the Village Parade. And I'm pretty sure that's at least a misdemeaner, buddy.
Alla seems to have a pretty good record for hooking folks up around here, dude. And to the best of my knowledge, Sabo is footloose and fancy free, baby. Give him a call.
Totem
Edited, Aug 11th 2006 at 5:00pm EDT by Totem