The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I swear, gorillas take longer to ejaculate
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How and why are gorillas your benchmark for how long it should take to ejaculate?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Have to start somewhere.
"alot" isn't a word. I didn't even make it past the subject.
I give this thread three yawns out of four.
I give this thread three yawns out of four.
Dudebro wrote:
Because we all know how rate downs hurt peoples feelings
My feelings are hurt, they don't like my taco recipe =(
Edited, Aug 10th 2006 at 11:32am EDT by Butterscotch
Dudebro wrote:
In all seriousness I thought you guys would agree with the idea of not judging a group by some of its members, I guess you're not openminded.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I swear, gorillas take longer to ejaculate
Dooooodebro,
Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too ******* stupid to understand the difference between flaming and a genuine contempt for your tedious inanity.
We just don't care that you rest well at night after a solid Moogle-inspired jerk session. The 20 seconds it takes for you to hit your post-coital sleep response is exceeded only by the 10 seconds it takes for you blast Moogle juice over your monitor as you imagine it going down on you, you sick ****.
You see? That is a flame. Maybe not an epic smack like the one BarkingUncircumcisedC0ck tore off, but certainly better than anything you have been gestulating wildly about since opening your mouth to tell us your opinion on some pu55ified crap about sharing our space.
Totem
Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too ******* stupid to understand the difference between flaming and a genuine contempt for your tedious inanity.
We just don't care that you rest well at night after a solid Moogle-inspired jerk session. The 20 seconds it takes for you to hit your post-coital sleep response is exceeded only by the 10 seconds it takes for you blast Moogle juice over your monitor as you imagine it going down on you, you sick ****.
You see? That is a flame. Maybe not an epic smack like the one BarkingUncircumcisedC0ck tore off, but certainly better than anything you have been gestulating wildly about since opening your mouth to tell us your opinion on some pu55ified crap about sharing our space.
Totem
Dudebro wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Dudebro wrote:
I mean you must've found mine while looking for posts to rate down.
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You guys are so cool.
Actually I posted here and on the FF main because of this thread, so blame Totem.
You do know that the only reason why he poked the moogle is because it's the quickest way to get fodder for his own amusement....right?
You making a thread on the FFXI forum only saves himself the rate downs and accomplishes the same thing.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Ever been to the National Zoo? They had this ape there for the longest time, (I think he's passed on since) that used to just sit there and ejaculate, over and over.
Moril magority werkin fr yoo!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Can we skip to the part where these losers make their own secret forum where they can circle jerk each other and relate wild fantasies about how they're going to bring the Assylum down?
I'm bored now.
I'm bored now.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Can we skip to the part where these losers make their own secret forum where they can circle jerk each other and relate wild fantasies about how they're going to bring the Assylum down?
I'm bored now.
I'm bored now.
Isn't there already two or three of them?
Now see, if we cared, we'd whine about it. Instead, I want to find out if anyone's ever tried limoncello. Sounds like it might be yummy.
Butterscotch, while you've been stuffing your face with El Grande Mucho Manteca del la Tacosid-- and joyously reading off the ingredients thinking that the diet Coke you're swigging it down to means you're keeping to your diet, I've been riding the Smack Sybian for all it's worth, getting my jollies off on watching you do exactly what everyone of us Asylumites knew you tards would do: throwing buckets of Tiger Balm on that irritated three story parking garage you call a ******.
Pack it in, candypants. And I'm refering to my d1ck in your mouth, not you leaving this party. Your presence is needed as a spooge target. Kinda like Pinning the Tail on the Jacka$$.
Totem
Pack it in, candypants. And I'm refering to my d1ck in your mouth, not you leaving this party. Your presence is needed as a spooge target. Kinda like Pinning the Tail on the Jacka$$.
Totem
I was about to cry in happiness that Toto remember me, but then remember that he is a closet transgender furry, who is upset that I would divorce my transsexual, abusive pot smoking ex and be proud of my 3 daughters who survived such a mess up childhood.
So Toto be happy your wife doesn't mind having sex with your Alabama Black snake poking out of your black poodle outfits. Meanwhile my love and I will have mind blowing sex, without need for any props, on our sweaty sheets.
So Toto be happy your wife doesn't mind having sex with your Alabama Black snake poking out of your black poodle outfits. Meanwhile my love and I will have mind blowing sex, without need for any props, on our sweaty sheets.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Hey, Elne, if a prothetic **** helps you blow off steam so you don't cause hubby #2 to switch sides too, more power to yas. And don't knock poodles till you tried them.
Totem
Totem
Totem, my sweets, your aim is lowsy and your projectory falling far from their mark. I realize this is an issue with most men, but could you try a bit harder?
I thought you were going to start with Elderon after your triumphant return a couple months ago. I waited for the blood to flow....and nothing.
This is what happens when the numbers are not visible. Bring the numbers back. Moogles hate numbers, especially low ones.
This is what happens when the numbers are not visible. Bring the numbers back. Moogles hate numbers, especially low ones.
Limoncello is indeed yummy. Last summer, while my family and I were in Italy, our waiter at a restaurant bought us all shots of the stuff after dinner. Apparently Americans are like fücking rockstars in certain parts of Europe.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Totem wrote:
Dooooodebro,
Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too @#%^ing stupid to understand the difference between flaming and a genuine contempt for your tedious inanity.
We just don't care that you rest well at night after a solid Moogle-inspired jerk session. The 20 seconds it takes for you to hit your post-coital sleep response is exceeded only by the 10 seconds it takes for you blast Moogle juice over your monitor as you imagine it going down on you, you sick @#%^.
You see? That is a flame. Maybe not an epic smack like the one BarkingUncircumcisedC0ck tore off, but certainly better than anything you have been gestulating wildly about since opening your mouth to tell us your opinion on some pu55ified crap about sharing our space.
Totem
Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too @#%^ing stupid to understand the difference between flaming and a genuine contempt for your tedious inanity.
We just don't care that you rest well at night after a solid Moogle-inspired jerk session. The 20 seconds it takes for you to hit your post-coital sleep response is exceeded only by the 10 seconds it takes for you blast Moogle juice over your monitor as you imagine it going down on you, you sick @#%^.
You see? That is a flame. Maybe not an epic smack like the one BarkingUncircumcisedC0ck tore off, but certainly better than anything you have been gestulating wildly about since opening your mouth to tell us your opinion on some pu55ified crap about sharing our space.
Totem
All insults and flames aside what is your reason for hating on the entire FF community? You really can't believe that we're all stupid.
I admit, me posting what I did tonight didn't help me any on this forum, but you guys seemed to enjoy it.
On the topic of "your" space, I suggest the admins make this forum invite only, then you guys can really have your own forum. There must be a reason why this forum is open to the public, maybe to encourage more people to use this forum so it doesn't stagnate and die like all forums eventually do. Just a thought.
--Exodus---
Yeah I know, and really don't care much.
You know what the best thing about this type of thread is? It gives the Asylumites tons of rate-down fodder, but doesn't help the 'tards at all, especially since Totem's post count makes his karma all but invincible.
Keep responding, mooglefückers!
Keep responding, mooglefückers!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I havn't seen this much homoerotic tension since my unfortunate visit to the "men's room" of an anime convention last year.
Dudebro, you have served your purpose-- you're the pothole on a long and boring road the Asylum has been driving on and people needed to have their heads bashed on the ceiling to wake them up from their current event induced slumber. Ain't personal, bro, it's just bidness.
What you need to do, however, is get the rest of Team *******-- of whom I assume you're the captain --to ramp up the invective and spout off more than the taco recipe/why do you hate us so much posts. You may be an Einstein in real life, but if you can't flame worth a ****, well, I wouldn't **** on you if you were on fire. Time for you to ramp it up, dooooode.
Totem
What you need to do, however, is get the rest of Team *******-- of whom I assume you're the captain --to ramp up the invective and spout off more than the taco recipe/why do you hate us so much posts. You may be an Einstein in real life, but if you can't flame worth a ****, well, I wouldn't **** on you if you were on fire. Time for you to ramp it up, dooooode.
Totem
Hah! I knocked Dudebro down to Scholar!
Asylum - 1, Dudebro - 0
Asylum - 1, Dudebro - 0
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
You know what the best thing about this type of thread is? It gives the Asylumites tons of rate-down fodder, but doesn't help the 'tards at all, especially since Totem's post count makes his karma all but invincible.
Keep responding, mooglefückers!
Keep responding, mooglefückers!
This is assuming I care about my or Totems karma, I'm well aware of the asylums untouchable karma.
But you guys are right, this is getting old, I concede.
Please feel free to mock me to your hearts content. And by all means I hope you ratedown everyone on this site.
Have fun and I'll see you guys later, because you can't force me out just ask the admins.
EDIT- Totem I don't take it personal, I know this is the norm for non asylum posters. And just so you guys don't worry about me I'll come back later and post some more.
Edited, Aug 10th 2006 at 12:08pm EDT by Dudebro
Dudebro wrote:
because you can't force me out just ask the admins.
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Scholar
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Scholar
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I'm sure you're a real scourge.
This shit is priceless.
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