Time for alot of people around here to take it in the a$$Follow

You know what, Darkflame/Kaolian/Pikko/Allakhazam/Exodus? You've been lazy. You've been an absolute waste of space and bandwidth as of late. This place is being overrun with tards and you guys-- the guys with the authority and power to extinguish their paltry posting lives --have just laid back and let the cockroaches breed and **** all over the counter with their little roach droppings. You ask yourselves, "But how lazy am I, Professor Totem? Can you put that into terms us guardians of the board can comprehend?"

Why yes, I can, admins.

Let's say you go to a mental midget convention for some wholesome entertainment (wholesome for you, not so much for them). Whilst there, you are challenged to rape an acre of these imbeciles. Imagine, if you will, this acre consists of a$$wipes with names like Gillmat, Rocksmith, Cami, Jademage, and Hellboy (among others), all of whom are itching for a good verbal raping. To figure out how many of these worthless sacks of **** will fill an acre we need to know the approximate square footage of an acre (208.7 ft X 208.7 ft = 43,555.69sq-ft) and the approximate square footage of an FFXI forum poster (4 ft X 2.5 ft = 10sq-ft). They are small due to a reduced cranial capacity.

Dividing 43,555.69 by 10, gives us 4,355.569 FFXIer/acre and assuming you give them each 2 minutes of bliss, it would take you about 145.19 hours to complete this task.

Now do you see the amount of work you have ahead of you? These tards are like weeds that have been let go to seed. It's gonna take days to get rid of them. A good place to start would be with Kelvyquayo.

Totem

STFU BVD. By even deeming to talk to you I made your d1ck grow 3 inches. Now go take your 4 inches back to the OOT, *****.

Totem

Sorry to double post, but Totem did you steal your lines from Tacosid? That think about going to the toilet was in Katie's thread 2 hours before you wrote yours. Now I am not one to cast stones, but it seems that you can't even think off your own lame insults. Damn you suck huge elephant ****!

Demea, F*ck you until your *** bleeds and you pass out! You heap of horse crap

Hey, isn't this forum specifically supposed to be the least (officially) moderated? Don't blame the mods for something they're not supposed to be doing.

Most people steal their best stuff from me. They can't help it.

This coming from the guy named "dudebro."

Sure pal, just because you came on here and witnessed to the congregation I am sure we have all just changed our minds on that subject.

Do you have any proof behind this ludicrous claim?

I <3 FFXI

I'm more of a fan of dishing out insults based on readily available data rather than perceived images of a poster. No clue if you a big gunner or an anorexic hag like niobia, I can however point out that you are a tepid **** with no skill with the written word.

**** off, or at least hemorrhage copius amounts of blood from your vag elsewhere.

fixxesd for accuracy.

I have to say, I'm in total agreement with Moe on this one.



What happened to you guys? This entire thread is full of generic, forced insults, and it feels entirely like you're holding back for fear you're going to break a hip. Simply put, you've lured this hefty, sweaty thing called Cami into th pit and can't even dent it, what the fUck? And now you've got this other oozing ****-trap Dudebro replying with the standard responses rehearsed by dumbShits everywhere and you can't even properly let him know how over-matched he is? What the fUck?

Look, I'm not saying I'd shove a bottle of Fabreze up to it's head into Cami's snatch so that when I'm banging her ****-style the force of my thrusts will depress the lever and spray little whiffs onto my balls. Because it's too obvious that a bitCh that size sweats like a ***** in church, so clearly I'm going to need some aroma-therapy for my Cami-crusted jewels.

I'm not even saying a good way to go about pointing out what a huge beast she is is to suggest I peel back one of her folds and hump away at her bedsore with my peroxide covered wang till she screams out in pure stinging ecstacy. Nope, this example is better if I suggest the entire male population jump on one of her sores, puncture them and leave her dripping her foul infection all over the plastic sheets. See how suggesting she has enough sores for everyone implies massive girth? Good.

No, no. I'd be more apt to desire to untie the navel of the beast, and then I'd climb inside her, Buffalo-Bill style. I'd swim around for a bit, getting my bearings, and trying not to let her deflate too much from the life's work flowing out her open embylical opening. Sooner or later I'd swim back to where I entered, and using my **** as the proverbial finger in the leaking ****, I'd plug that gushing hole. Then I'd walk her around, like my puppet, with my diCk flopping around outside her belly-button like the phallic trunk of some sexy elephant.

There, I think she's dealt with now, and I'm hungry. Ham and eggs it is.

My bad for defending my side of this.
And please tell me how I'm over-matched? Just because you use a lot of vivid descriptions of kinky sex doesn't mean you've "won". Like I'm gonna be scared and run away? Seriously you guys need to get over yourselves and admit FFXIers have as much right to this forum and any other as you do. So, please enjoy your delusions.

All this does is bring out the asshats. I'm as tired as anyone of them, but I have enough to deal with when Bhodi's yapping pants are wetting my Manolos. I tip my hat to you, gentlemen, but I don't want to hang the red lantern out just yet.