Time for alot of people around here to take it in the a$$Follow

There comes a time on every board where a lull occurs. A pause, if you will, where the tards swamp the readable threads, the FFXIers and their Moogles destroy anything of value written by the very few here who have anything worthwhile to say. It is frustrating to be sure, but hopefully I can distract them long enough with shiny designer created websites made just for the specific purpose of keeping them away from here for a while.

This is such a website, nearly guaranteed to hold said tards and Moogle#%@^ers at bay and in a permanent goto loop.

Look, tards and FFXIer mongoloids! Something shiny!

Now that they are mezmerized with the antics of like-minded poofters, let's talk, shall we? We are slowly folding in on ourselves, devolving into threads that attempt to elicit sympathy for being in a vehicle wreck, cancer, or having a husband who is a transexual. Of late we have seen a spat of relative unknowns ask about situations on the J-O-B and iPod Nanos. Katie has even poked her head in and decried kharma camping as if being a ***** somehow makes one immune from ratedowns for spreading social diseases.

What we need here is a wake-up call, a clarion bugle cry that stirs the mean streak, the big 'n' nasty side in us to come out and whomp on our fellow Asylumites. Granted, some of the big guns have fallen away. Those like Gitslayer, Tacosid, Smash, Thundra, even Moeb rarely post, and when they do there is little or no heat in their words. What I hereby propose is that we collectively agree to stop being nice to each other and once again make this a place where angels fear to tread and no0bs/FFXIers/light weights find themselves battered and beaten-- and possibly impregnated via a verbal gangraping.

I, for one, promise to henceforth be an unagreeable, viscious ******* to anyone and all. This is the new me. Or the new-old me if Taco is to believed. Watch your step around me, mother#%@^ers. Playtime is over. Who's with me?

Totem

Right with you! You red necked, right wing parasitic piece of white trash! I hope that everyone who reads this and who ever has played FFXI simple chokes to death tonight!
FTW



Is that the sort of thing Totem?

Shut the hell up, you washed up has-been. You wanna fight? I'll fight. Let's go. I'll punch your lights out like that 9 year old taking a swing at your nuts in that karate class you teach. It. Is. ON, baby!

/glares at Tacosid and does the Muhammed Ali wind up

Totem

<--Is a "Mooglef*cker". I every once in a great while post on asylum, because my other regular board is devoid of new and interesting topics. I also tag along w/a couple of other posters from the same board when they go forum hopping. I don't apologize for my presence in your community. As a somewhat regular alla poster, unless I am banned I'll post wherever the f*ck I want :D You in turn will rate me down, and hope that it teaches me a lesson about trying to hangout on yourside of the playground :D See now, isn't this a fun and interesting game to play when you have nothing else to occupy a few moments :D

NO U?

Exactly why did you feel the need to explain your own existance here? While it still blows my mind to think anyone could have 2500 posts and not have said a damn thing worth reading, I find it even more mind boggling when rejects such as this come into the asylum and profess their pride in their retarded status as a human being.



I mean, come on. The average poster, even in the asylum only has an IQ of about 70 so if I honestly thought that the people here looked down on me, not only would my shame prevent me from even logging onto this site, but I would probably be forced to commit suicide in the most painful way I can imagine.

Thanks, now I am going to have to get a prescription to Viagra in order to ever get an erection again.

You should really look into that :)

I worked with a 40 year old man with a case of downsyndrome when I was a teenager. Figured if it worked for him, why not Totes

Muffin, I don't need snappy comebacks, I am a naturally sarcastic ***** :)

At least one of us thinks so.

Why does it bother you so much that it's "doomed"? It's a @#%^ing internet forum. Boards change and evolve on a regular basis, if you actually have "online buddies" that you connect with that's lovely. I don't expect you to be nice to me, @#%^ I just don't care lol. It amuses me that you pretend to not give a @#%^, yet take the time to type up a lengthy response, and come up w/unique insults directed personally for me :) ... You remind me slighty of some of Jawbox's early posts. :) ....*hugs* lmao


*edited for speeling AND grammatical errors :)

Edited, Aug 10th 2006 at 12:36am EDT by Cami

Should it be any other way?