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#1 Aug 09 2006 at 7:00 PM Rating: Default
Has anyone here wondered what lava might taste like? I know you would probably burn your face off and die, but... just wondering. Maybe it tastes like rocks...
#2 Aug 09 2006 at 7:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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It tastes like burning.

Now fUck off.
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#3 Aug 09 2006 at 7:10 PM Rating: Default
I knew somebody was going to say that. This is the Asylum, I just wanted to post something stupid. Hopefully nobody is stupid enough to actually try it. Now that I've got the stupid out of my system, I probably won't do anything like this again. Some people can be so serious...
#4 Aug 09 2006 at 7:17 PM Rating: Default
OMFG.. where is my cattle prod? I'm going to put it between this guys ears.
#5 Aug 09 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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OMFG.. where is my cattle prod? I'm going to put it between this guys buttocks.


FTFY.
#6 Aug 09 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hopefully nobody is stupid enough to actually try it.


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#7 Aug 09 2006 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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#8 Aug 09 2006 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
OMFG.. where is my cattle prod? I'm going to put it on this guy's gooch.


FTFY.


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#9REDACTED, Posted: Aug 09 2006 at 7:33 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) What is with you people? I was only kidding!
#10 Aug 09 2006 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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The karma brigade has found you. You're doomed now. Doomed! maybe even LAVA DOOMED!

get it? lava dome? hahahaha!
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#11 Aug 09 2006 at 8:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I think I should give it a shot.
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#12 Aug 09 2006 at 8:12 PM Rating: Default
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The karma brigade has found you. You're doomed now. Doomed! maybe even LAVA DOOMED!

get it? lava dome? hahahaha!


QFT & amusement :)
#13 Aug 09 2006 at 8:19 PM Rating: Default
Does anyone know how to lock a post?
Actually I might leave this post here for people to make fun of. :)

Edited, Aug 9th 2006 at 9:24pm EDT by Gillmatt
#14 Aug 09 2006 at 11:23 PM Rating: Good
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FYI, it tastes a little bit like Carbon 14, but slightly more 'tangy'.
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#15 Aug 10 2006 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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#16 Aug 10 2006 at 6:52 AM Rating: Good
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Does anyone know how to lock a post?


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#18 Aug 10 2006 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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I always thought it tasted like really creamy tomato soup.

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#19 Aug 14 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Default
Tastes just like chicken.
#20 Aug 15 2006 at 4:36 AM Rating: Default
It feels like dead.
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