Althrun wrote:
any guesses on who the 3rd will be?
Funny you should say that!
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Jar Jar Drinks!
[GFY News Agency, Poughkeepsie, 8/9/2006]
The Betty Ford clinic today refused to confirm or deny that they had admitted their first ever CGI patient for an intensive rehabilitation program.
Jar Jar Binks, star of the recent embarassing Star Wars prequel, has lately been beset by rumors of a dependency on painkillers, alcohol and Lucky Charms.
In a recent press conference, Mr Binks refuted any claims of addiction, saying "Yousa fulla sheet-a", but speculation in various media reports drug-crazed parties and numerous allegations of lying in gutters like a big slobby ball of floppy-eared goop.
If true, this may be the final nail in the coffin of Jar Jar's career as a virtual actor. In 2005 he was arrested for DUI when McAfee Anti-Virus officers found him slumped at the controls of a Pod Racer in an AlienWare PC in Albany, NY. A pixel sample taken at the scene showed him to be lagging significantly, and his clip plane was 15% below the legal limit. The arrest was compounded by a racist rant at the arresting officer, when Mr Binks is alleged to have said "All issa fault of the Jedi, yes! Youssa a Jedi I bet!"
Since then his only work has been non-speaking parts in subliminal MTV ads and as a stand-in for Will Smith on web-casts.
GFY News recently reported that veteran EverQuest mob Fippy Darkpaw finally lost his battle against addiction to Fuzzlecutters Formula 2000, but never before has a digital movie avatar been alleged to seek therapeutic help.
Spooky, eh?
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