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#1 Aug 08 2006 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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...Lindsay Lohan!
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Apparently a bit tired of her party-girl image, Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," Lohan said in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, to be released Wednesday.

The 20-year old actress and pop singer said she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan said, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan's contact with the New York Democrat's office.

"It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO," said spokesman Philippe Reines.

The USO is a nonprofit organization that provides entertainment to troops stationed abroad.
First off, good for her for wanting to go. I'm not going to put her down for wanting to visit and get some experience and give the guys a thrill.

That said, I had three immediate thoughts upon reading this:
(A) That quote makes it sound like Lohan's aspirations have always been to be a pin-up sex kitten.
(B) If Lohan's escort came under fire, I'd think the last thing the Marines would want is Lohan with a rifle taking part.
(C) I don't think Ms. Clinton wants to spend eighteen hours on a plane with Mlle. Lohan.

Speaking of, what does Lohan *do*? Besides the obvious snarky remarks. Does she sing or something? Stand up? I can't imagine she'd do a one woman show of "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen".

Additional editing because I see it says "pop singer". I'll be damned.

Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 3:52pm EDT by Jophiel
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#2 Aug 08 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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She probably sings. Miraculously, all those girls seem to have great, previously untapped singing ability, which they only discover after about a year of being a celebrity.

::rollseyes::

Whenever I hear her name, I can't help but think that Lohan is a real fashion tragedy. She looked so much better before, back when she was a redhead, and occupied a little volume. Ugh.

EDITED to say "I called it."

Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 3:54pm EDT by Eske
#3 Aug 08 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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She probably sings. Miraculously, all those girls seem to have great, previously untapped singing ability, which they only discover after about a year of being a celebrity.


It's called a Vocal Processor with auto pitch correction. For the low price of about $599.00 USD, you too can sound like a talented vocalist.

Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 4:07pm EDT by Ryneguy
#4 Aug 08 2006 at 3:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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She was in a couple of movies, "Mean Girls" and I forget what else.
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#5 Aug 08 2006 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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She was a child star who starred in Disney's remake of the Parent Trap. She got a young fanbase when she started in a few of Disney's movies (Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Herbie: Reloaded, etc.). Also released 1 or 2 "singing" albums. But as soon as she hit around 16-17, her parents' marriage imploded, she started dating and then got dumped by Wilmer Valderrama (Fez on That 70's Show), but is also very well known for having a massive cat fight with Hilary Duff because Aaron Carter (the younger brother of Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys) somehow was able to date both of them at the same time with neither of them finding out about the other for awhile.
She's currently more known for her party exploits and being hospitalized due to "exhaustion" than her film credits and singing capabilities.

She has stated she wants to be viewed as "more grown up" and as an "adult start" than a "former child actress" but with her adventures and partying, Ms. Lohan hasn't been taken very seriously. And as much as her mother says Lindsay is a good girl, it's hard to take the mom (and dad) seriously as well.
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
She was a child star who starred in Disney's remake of the Parent Trap. She got a young fanbase when she started in a few of Disney's movies (Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Herbie: Reloaded, etc.). Also released 1 or 2 "singing" albums. But as soon as she hit around 16-17, her parents' marriage imploded, she started dating and then got dumped by Wilmer Valderrama (Fez on That 70's Show), but is also very well known for having a massive cat fight with Hilary Duff because Aaron Carter (the younger brother of Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys) somehow was able to date both of them at the same time with neither of them finding out about the other for awhile.
She's currently more known for her party exploits and being hospitalized due to "exhaustion" than her film credits and singing capabilities.

She has stated she wants to be viewed as "more grown up" and as an "adult start" than a "former child actress" but with her adventures and partying, Ms. Lohan hasn't been taken very seriously. And as much as her mother says Lindsay is a good girl, it's hard to take the mom (and dad) seriously as well.


Wow.....bored much?
#7 Aug 08 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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She was a lot cuter before she lost all that weight. I'd still hit it, though.
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Jophiel wrote:
Speaking of, what does Lohan *do*? Besides the obvious snarky remarks. Does she sing or something? Stand up? I can't imagine she'd do a one woman show of "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen".

She's got all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
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This could be a cunning ruse!

After Ms Lohan, send James Blunt, Justin Timberlake, Shania Twain and anyone who ever appeared on "The R'n'B" hour.

Send advance flight details to Al'Qaeda in Iraq and I think we'd all be happy Smiley: grin
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Samira wrote:
She was in a couple of movies, "Mean Girls" and I forget what else.
Yeah, I knew she acted. I was just wondering what she planned to do to entertain the troops. Sing pop songs at them, apparently.
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Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
She was in a couple of movies, "Mean Girls" and I forget what else.
Yeah, I knew she acted. I was just wondering what she planned to do to entertain the troops. Sing pop songs at them, apparently.


As if the poor troops haven't been through enough.
#13 Aug 08 2006 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I was just wondering what she planned to do to entertain the troops.


The incredible ping-pong ball trick, a'course.

Edit: Quoting fer dummies.

Edited, Aug 8th 2006 at 4:54pm EDT by Tare
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#14 Aug 08 2006 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby I'm right there with you but why waste a beautiful plane just leave the bunch of them over there. Give them fire arms and an extra banna clip a piece. LOL. Hell if you taped it, it could be the next big brother/ survior series.
#15 Aug 08 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
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One thing the hubby has mentioned, when the troops are stuck at sea or in the middle of nowhere for months on end, and the monotony has drained everyone's spirit, any entertainment of any nature is just about welcome. I'd say most of these troops wouldn't give a rat's bottom that Lindsay Lohan if they were home, but just for the sake of doing something other than their routine, they'd watch her do whatever she does.

Oh, and yeah, I know a bit about Ms. Lohan, because I am bored.
#16 Aug 08 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
If I recall correctly, she is also know for nip-slips...I'm sure most of the male soldiers would enjoy that while she was singing off-key.
#17 Aug 09 2006 at 5:53 PM Rating: Default
i have a better idea for the situation.

why dont we just bring all the troops in Iraq home and let her entertain them here?
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