Ahhh more ratedown fodder for youFollow

So, I'm talking with an old friend that I haven't seen in person in around ten years. We got on the subject of where our lives were as opposed to where we thought they'd be, or could/should/would have been and it was pretty grim...

Without further ado, the antidote!

TOP TEN REASONS TO NOT DIE...The SEQUEL!!

1. Dying now means I lose, they win. No. Never. No.

2. If I die now, I will never get to see the sequel to Confessions of a Midget Pimp Daddy.

3. If I die now, ***** on Tyrannysaurs will swarm over the nations...Hmmm....

4. If I die now, who will lead the Decepticons?

5. If I die now, I'll never get married, never have kids, and the world will breath a sigh of relief.

6. If I die now, I would have to write a suicide note. And who really wants to go to all that trouble. Let alone read one.

7. If I die now, I will not get my final wish. Will not defile or otherwise ********** over the used and ragged corpse of George Bush.

8. If I die now, it could possibly lead to world peace. No. Never.

9. If I die now, who will smite down Hally Berry (or however you spell that grossly inflated tart's name) for her unforgivable arrogance.

10. BAWLS. I love that swill. Kind of reaching there, I know, but ( shrug )


Give it to me.

Anyone got anything to add?

I secrete wildly to see what your august personages weigh in.


-Nagafen

#12 Die now.

What are you secreting? Pics please.

Well, at least the title of the thread is appropriate.

Ask and ye shall receive.

So, like, um, is your goal to become sub scholar by the fastest means available or something? because I'm here to help if you need me